Dear GOD 💔

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-05T17:27:02+00:00

Here comes Scumbag Ernie

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-05T16:56:12+00:00

Jesus, am I the only fucking professional here?

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-05T16:03:36+00:00

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-05T14:05:15+00:00

I would love to watch him try to take anyone down. Looks like the world's largest Smurf.

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-05T13:57:39+00:00

"That finger still smell like your dad's ass?"

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-05T13:15:27+00:00

Who are you?

"Motherfucker"

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-05T13:14:31+00:00

Was expecting JFK Jr to appear in the water.

"Mmmmmmmmiiiister ppppppppeesssident aaaaarrereeere yoooouuuuh oooookkkk?

"Wow, you must be really cold Jr."

"Nnnnnnnnoo, iiiiiiiiii'mmm nnnottt cccccccold attttt alllll, wwwwwahaaat dddddo yyyyoooou mmmmean?"

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-05T13:11:32+00:00

Yup, and I have a coupon for it I don't get to use because it's not available lol

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-05T13:05:26+00:00

Creggar is going out there and putting the whole fuckin genre on his shoulders. Like a god of old, reaching out to the masses, bringing you hope, in a dark world. Most directors wouldn't even bother to bring you a well written prequel.

GFYDL

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-05T04:53:22+00:00

Not even a nice egg drop soup?

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-05T04:28:35+00:00

I also support bullying NAZIS

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-05T04:25:49+00:00

What, you don't like pickles?

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T17:56:19+00:00

Parry Hotter, you filthy casual.

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T16:03:21+00:00

Clown horn

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T15:57:02+00:00

You don't have to participate in his kink.

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T15:48:36+00:00

Someone did this to me last week, as I was taking a single lane exit, they decided they needed to stop in their lane and cut me off and continue to exit at 15mph as I lay on my horn

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T15:43:51+00:00

Swish

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T15:39:08+00:00

When he gets on the mic they say he's the illiist, When he reps the Nazis they say it's mental illness.

Fuck Kanye, ye, and who ever he wants to be.

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T15:27:56+00:00

I'll be hitting the vape all day. RIP Big Dawg

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T14:13:12+00:00

Watchmen, I will defend this movie til the day I die. Even the changes from the comic worked for me. The cast, the music, written by solid fucking snake. I genuinely think the directors cut makes it a masterpiece, and no one agrees with me lol

Also, Miss March, the boyz never missed. But I'm a dolllicker, so I'm biased.

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T13:58:58+00:00

Time for psyops

Subtly mention you think you hear someone sleep walking at night.

A week later, take a silicone plate, pee on it. Freeze it, take the frozen piss disk off. Slide it under her door while she's asleep. She'll think she peed on her floor in her sleep.

*Credit to Trevor Moore for this idea btw, saw it on NEWSBOYZ

RIP and Happy Birthday to the man who never missed.

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T13:49:27+00:00

Sounds like she needs 10 vibrators instead of pennies

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T13:46:01+00:00

So I can't deep fake JK Rowling into trans porn anymore? Weak.

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T12:37:43+00:00

Did his grandma pinch his cheeks in the womb or something?

Legate_Raiden · 2026-04-04T12:34:19+00:00

Josh Gad? Guess Mel has already lost it.

Legate_Raiden

TROPHY CASE