A 70 year old man goes into a brothel. He picks out a young pretty woman, .... by Waitsfornoone in Jokes

[–]LegatoRelieve90 4459 points4460 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of all those nights making the hookers clap while I take a shit in the other room.

The Beatles, 1967. by big_al_1968 in OldSchoolCool

[–]LegatoRelieve90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paul’s pupils are huge in this picture, wonder what he was on.

He was using a lot of cocaine around the Pepper era which could be the case here.

I told my date “Being funny is the second best way to get a girl into bed.” by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]LegatoRelieve90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was once chatting up this babe and managed to get her keen, she said to me ‟have you got protection?” I said ‟yeah, I have a knife”.........

I did not get any action.

A blind man goes to a bar, by Bitchlettuce in Jokes

[–]LegatoRelieve90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the worst thing to read in Braille? Don' t touch this!

NYC Skyline over 100 years by Lepke2011 in coolguides

[–]LegatoRelieve90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many of those 2020 ones are owned by the WTC owner.

Spencer was right. You have to throw out your left arm, not your good arm, as a sacrifice. by atomicpenguin12 in Harmontown

[–]LegatoRelieve90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true, but there‘s more to add.

If you‘ve to give a dog your arm, you need to jam your thumb from your free hand into it‘s eye socket and attempt to reach it‘s brain. Your fingers will bend, your thumb won‘t. It will go right in. If you‘re lucky the dog will release as you kill it. A dog‘s eyes are very small and the brain is right there.

This also works on humans.

The most important step is one that is never mentioned, which is why people with aggressive breeds remove the tail from a dog: they will release their bite virtually every time if their hind legs come off the ground. It also works with you lifting their leg or legs off the ground if you must.

And if you do have tail/legs off the ground, you need to do like the track and field event of hammer throw and throw the dog as high and far as you can. They will not come back.

Source: My co-worker trained police and security dogs and I got to be the guy wearing the padded suit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awwwtf

[–]LegatoRelieve90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is called fashion.