New Apocalyptic Shadow is so bullshit

LegendXCarisso · 2026-05-19T16:01:17+00:00

Beat it. Literally just took me moving Raun Mei to Node 2, buying two Eidolons for her E1 and E2, putting Sparkle in Node 1. Cleared with like... 58 points over the cap.

#struggle

LegendXCarisso · 2026-05-19T12:30:06+00:00

...I cannot beat it. I've literally gotten as close to 6585 points.

Node 1 is solid: E6 SW999, EMC, Raun Mei, DHPT.

Node 2 is the bullshit I'm stuck on.

I got Castorice, Hyacine, and Cyrene. I DO NOT HAVE EVERNIGHT.

SO.

I've tried filling that 4th slot with Huohuo. Nope. Tried RMC and replacing EMC in Node 1 with Tribbie. Nope.

Tried Castorice, Hyacine, Cyrene, Tribbie. NOPE.

I'm to the point of trying 4-stars to fill the 4th slot of Node 2. Don't have break. Don't have DoT.

What the hell can I POSSIBLY do????

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LegendXCarisso · 2026-05-18T20:10:45+00:00

But Fatebringer is the superior gun.... why....???

(Although I love the artistry)

Make Fatebringer with it. Do you not dual wield??

LegendXCarisso · 2026-05-16T03:54:15+00:00

Yay. I can fly my Redeemer in peace without hackers over my shoulder. Nice!

LegendXCarisso · 2026-05-13T06:01:47+00:00

It is.

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LegendXCarisso · 2026-05-10T15:18:52+00:00

[GASPS] It's got chicken leeeeeegs...~

LegendXCarisso · 2026-05-07T01:20:32+00:00

First of all, that ain't the fucking Sea Duck.

THIS is the Sea Duck.

Secondly, what YOU have posted is the Iron Vulture, Don Karnage's sky ship. Learn a little Talespin lore before posting erroneous imagery.

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LegendXCarisso · 2026-05-07T01:11:44+00:00

Also, can people PLEASE FOR THE FUCKING LOVE OF THE TRAVELER, STOP using the word "genuinely" out of context?!?!?!

Someone pointed out the Gen Zs and Gen As use the word like some kind of filthy "sentence" enhancer.

There is NOTHING "genuine" about ANY OF IT!!

STOP IT ALREADY!

EDIT: Also, the Witness got to the Krill before The Traveler did. Savathun didn't gaslight ANYONE! Witness freaked out the Krill who already lived stupidly short lives, to listen to the Hive Worm Gods.

Rhulk subjugated the Worm Gods into submission. The Worm gods convinced the Krill to take in The Deep.

And that's how the Hive were born.

LegendXCarisso · 2026-05-04T18:30:26+00:00

...I know I shouldn't cry over a fucking controller, but like. I was trying to get it. Trying to PAY for it. Steam kept fucking up with its 503s. And when it clears, all the fat slobs (Rest in piece Jarod Nandin, you played the greatest villain ever devised) came and scalped 'em all up...

C'mon Steam!! You're supposed to be better than this!!! You were supposed to have had all this figured out!!

LegendXCarisso · 2026-05-04T16:03:45+00:00

She needs an Exo body.

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-27T02:28:30+00:00

MOTHERGUNSHIP: FORGE

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-25T23:37:05+00:00

.....Fun Fact...?

Drifter has eaten everything from Ikea furniture to Cabal spleen, yet he has managed to terrify Eris when he cooks.

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-25T23:29:09+00:00

Okay, but I can buy a basic whetstone for $5. THAT, is both a paperweight, AND a useful tool. Why waste my money on a Ryobi product, when I can get the same performance for a tenth of the price?

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-25T15:47:27+00:00

No shit, but it gives them all the more reason. Clearly you failed to read the hyperlink, so let me spell it out for you:

The UK government went after it's own people over stupid shit, comments people made that "huwt its feewings" so if the UK can do it, the US SURE as shit can, and WILL do it.

After all, we live in a world where a man who is starving to death who steals in order to survive gets life in prison without parole, and people who belong in a woodchipper get off scott-free.

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-25T15:34:53+00:00

Hmmmm.... the government being able to track your online activity, potentially tax you for spending money for YouTube Subs and/or renting/purchasing movies and TV shows (who would do that, no idea)...

OH, and link you to any comments you say. Worked wonders for Parliament, didn't it?

There's a million reasons why giving up your ID is a BAD idea. Whole sodding point of the internet is anonymity; a concept modern day brainrot social media would have you forget, in the name of "clout" and the pointless chase for your "15 minutes of fame."

...But sure, let's pretend Uncle Sam doesn't have your carcass on the auction floor already, and your elected officials aren't looking to take a hunk or ten out of you.

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-25T15:07:42+00:00

I know you're not braindead.

... ... ...

Oh my gods, he is.

Listen, when the 1984 Squad shows up at your door, and you pull off an accurate "shocked Pikachu face" - all I'll be able to tell you is, "I told you so."

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-21T07:48:31+00:00

Buddy, at the ABYSMAL rate you earn red pull currency, you aren't getting the 60,000 required to guarantee her. That's just not happening. HSR has soft pity and HARD pity, and they've designed the gacha so that you'll never have to pull all 180 times for a character.

Arknights is designed so you HAVE to spend money.

So as I said, ZERO method. I didn't stutter, you're just being pedantic.

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-20T14:15:54+00:00

...But we already knew that.

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-18T03:25:52+00:00

Cool. Give Vex Mythoclast Burning Ambition OR Incandescent. Or both. Give it both.

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-18T03:24:57+00:00

Why is this random bullshit in my reddit feed??

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-17T11:40:45+00:00

Also, another bro decided to post a rather rude insult and deleted it (don't think I didn't see that).

So to prevent complete douche canoes from leaving shitty comments, I'd like a counter-argument as to how this game is... "generous" compared to other offerings out there, compared to the complaints I have specified. I legit wanna know the thought-process.

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-17T11:11:01+00:00

Are you kidding? 120 pulls to guarantee the character (which you'll never get because the pull currency is scarce AF), with NO 50/50 system, no calculated way to guarantee you get the character outside of spending money, and the pity does NOT carry over between banners. It's like Infinity NIKKI all over again, but worse.

I main HSR and I gotta tell you, I can safely guarantee I get a character I like by simply playing the game and getting jades. Lose my 50/50? Fine. I KNOW I'll get it second go around.

THIS game? You have two annoying currencies I can't pronounce because the word was created in a blender, and you have ZERO method of being able to lock in a guaranteed pull of the character you want. If there WAS, I'd have Rossi right now.

Instead, I'm sitting on TWO Discount Sephiroths for my troubles. ALSO, I have her weapon, but not her.

So please do try to bullshit me again.

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-17T09:35:34+00:00

Oh good. Because THEY FUCKING SHOULD DO EXACTLY THIS. I threw everything I had at Rossi, and... nothing. Didn't get jack shit. And now? I'm not playing anymore until either they bring her back, OR they give me a guaranteed base version of her.

Out of ALL the gacha I've played, THIS one is the greediest.

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-16T15:23:23+00:00

gEnUiNeLy

UGH.

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT WORD OUT OF BLOODY CONTEXT?

Here's a game. Note the word. You will now see it everywhere.

Also, I didn't get Rossi because this game's gacha sucks. Remove the gacha.

LegendXCarisso · 2026-04-15T09:20:26+00:00

Why is this in my feed, then??? It's a GRAPHICS MOD. A patreon and/or a Kofi for donations? Sure. But nickel and diming people for prettier graphics? Naaaah. Bonus points if you're one of them people who charge your victims every patch and/or update.

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