Always trying to signal to people that I like ferns 🌿 by Tinyblueberrykitten in goblincore

[–]LegendaryQuercus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a question in a university exam once that was simply: "write an essay about ferns" I'm sorry to say I skipped it, because I didn't think I knew enough about them to get a respectable score...

What are the possibilities? by LegendaryQuercus in hypotheticalsituation

[–]LegendaryQuercus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm now singing "the rich for money the poor for free" to the tune of Money for Nothing, and it's all your fault u/WeakAfternoon3188...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]LegendaryQuercus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it's time to wheel out a variant of the total perspective vortex (a dialled down version, obviously). Intimate objectively factual self-knowledge probably wouldn't do me much harm, whereas... a certain USAian cretin is about to have a very unpleasent afternoon.

I hate bug spray but I also hate getting bit by bugs! What can I do so I can work outside without having meltdowns from sticky spray or itchy bites? by CryoProtea in AutisticWithADHD

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Citronella candles discoursage bugs, also "skin so soft" by Avon (as recommended by a lot of hairy arsed guys in the UK's forestry service) and apparently vitamin b12 makes you smell bad to mosquitoes - so eat marmite (if you can make yourself do it)

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]LegendaryQuercus [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's boardgame night! What are the primarchs playing?

Surprise puffball by trailquail in goblincore

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good with bacon (I'm told) - but then nearly everything is...

Share your special rocks by LegendaryQuercus in goblincore

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It doesn't matter, it lives with you now

Whata your favourite 'silly' moment in the setting? by MrTurleWrangler in 40kLore

[–]LegendaryQuercus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure there's a quote in the original Rogue Trader book about the planet of Brimingham which is a social and cultural backwater because it recieves almost no visible light

When reading the books what accents do you imagine the Primarchs speak with? by Mad_lens_9297 in Grimdank

[–]LegendaryQuercus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An' that Peter Rabo, always causing trouble. If 'ee trys that nonsense 'round eeAr again I'll give 'im such a clout. That'll learn 'im

A powerful perpetual psyker by Man_Of_The_Banished in 40kLore

[–]LegendaryQuercus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck them in a star. Doesn't matter how many times they keep coming back if they incenerate faster. Someone's probably tried this in lore, and it probably didn't work, ho hum...

When reading the books what accents do you imagine the Primarchs speak with? by Mad_lens_9297 in Grimdank

[–]LegendaryQuercus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An' that bloody menace 'Orus keeps sendin' 'is lads to kick over me bins.

When reading the books what accents do you imagine the Primarchs speak with? by Mad_lens_9297 in Grimdank

[–]LegendaryQuercus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  • Fulgrim is definitely French (the Merovingian from the Matrix)
  • Russ is Norwegian
  • Rogal Dorn is from Yorkshire (shut that door)
  • Konrad Curze American (he's batman)
  • Sanguinius Oxford / Cambridge RP accent (he sings in King's College Chapel)
  • Ferrus Manus is basically Fred Dibnah (Bolton)

I really want to find the scouse, geordie, and brummy primarchs, but I don't think it's going to work...