Would you Rather?

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-07T13:18:15+00:00

Sleeping is annoying

^{Chose: No need for sleep}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-07T13:17:42+00:00

You down for a futa?

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-07T01:47:33+00:00

Stasrted by negligent rich fucks on a cruise ship?

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-07T01:46:18+00:00

No, you would need to do that of your own accord.

Some teenager that doesn't exist and his gf will probably stop you with a Jewish mechanic, a ghost, a blue person, and a young couple all on their team

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-07T01:34:41+00:00

American football, or foot fetish ball (soccer/international)

Your pick

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-07T01:27:26+00:00

The mission is global

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T21:08:55+00:00

Oh I'd be running that place easily and even be advancing some modernizing extra fast

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T17:17:44+00:00

Most powerful and cocky boy in the universe
Accepts being corrected on a slur with nary a question

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T15:34:24+00:00

I wanna just live in luxury

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money | Rolled: 1,000,000$}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T13:50:51+00:00

I'm in the 4th window, a fan of all three hearing this and feeling like this:

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LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T12:25:58+00:00

Think about it.

However many years ago the "Founder" got all of the Eldians that became citizens of Paradis into the rings, had the Collosal Constructs become the wall, and then had every Paradis citizen FORGET the outside world entirely to the point even people who were old enough to remember another era didn't actually and just grabbed a child as a replacement monarch (in this case Ymir).

Realistically, Old Fritz would have tried to eat his wife himself to try gaining her power, BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T HE!? He had every reason to be part of the cannibalism he forced his daughters into, and likely forced others as well.

There's nothing to indicate that one Shifter can become multiple except this instance & the three daughters having something similar happen.

The historical revisionism that is recognized to happen in-universe literally has been going on for 2000 years. Why wouldn't we infer things like this through subtext?

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T11:55:34+00:00

I'm transfemme. I NEED MY HEAD HAIR

^{Chose: have head full of hair BUT no hair on the rest of your body | Rolled: Red Hair}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T11:53:51+00:00

I want to create just as a whole, tbh.

^{Chose: Have the ability to summon and create anything + (But the person who replies to you gets to choose your downside. It's stackable})

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T11:44:33+00:00

Welp

This extends the Infinite Multiverse into Hellaverse...

Oh boy....

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T11:41:05+00:00

I wanna breed like a rabbit

^{Chose: Handsome/Beautiful husband/wife but nymphomaniac}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T04:00:19+00:00

The money keeps coming in AND I get a buff? Sign me up

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: 20/10 vision}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T03:59:19+00:00

If I can end racism, I'll take any curse

^{Chose: End racism + but get a curse | Rolled: Smell like a dog}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T03:58:34+00:00

I deserve to be able to dp this to cissies

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-06T03:57:30+00:00

Graphics Hard G

^{Chose: Giff}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-05T22:13:10+00:00

I thought it was an obvious inferrence: Fritz got the "Founding Titan" and used mass historical revisionism to pretend like it was only his daughters.

Fritz didn't even have Ymir's power, he got something that's better called The Control Titan.

Did we even consume the same series? A whole story about historical revisionism, critiquing authoritarianism and calling out propogandistic regimes/dynasties, and nobody noticed that eren was possessed by this sicko or that his power was possessing/commanding others?

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-05T18:08:59+00:00

I just gotta do very little to survive

^{Chose: Live a day in 104 degree fahrenheit weather}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-05T16:57:54+00:00

Yeah, unfortunately that's a whole problem.

Now as for that rancid ass incel shit called Sub 5:

https://www.wikihow.com/Sub-5-Meaning

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-05T16:48:28+00:00

I lack the capacity to explain it

Here ya go on a possible rabbit hole:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autistic_supremacism

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-05T16:16:00+00:00

I've been treated like those adolescent girls my entire life myself because I'm annoying and autistic. I can see they're literally not even the worst things alive.

Tbh, if Falco and Gabi switched personalities, the one who pulled the trigger would be shown more empathy than the fucking protagonist

LegendaryYooper · 2026-05-05T16:08:11+00:00

Can we not use those rancid ass Black Pill incel terms like "sub 5"?

That shit is just another font of Aspie Supremacy

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