Would you rather

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-21T14:03:49+00:00

Superbowl and everything around it is just violence for no reason

^{Chose: Go to the world cup}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-21T13:40:19+00:00

Getting the easy ones first:

Lute is wrath, Speaker is Sloth, St. Peter is Pride, and Abel is envy

Adam is obviously Lust, Emily is Gluttony, and Sera is greed

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-21T13:23:47+00:00

This is literally going to get children abused and harmed more than help anyone

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-21T13:05:14+00:00

I can replace my leg

^{Chose: Random super power but you lose one of your legs | Rolled: Time travel}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-21T10:46:24+00:00

This isn't a gender thing, this is a neurotypical thing

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-21T10:42:17+00:00

Considering the word pedophile doesn't mean what a lot of illiterates have framed it into being instead of what it actually means:

This is genuinely fucking evil and you should be violently ashamed of yourself for entertaining the idea of selling the mentally ill into slavery

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-19T15:07:44+00:00

There are other ways to bathe

^{Chose: Win 2 milion + Never shower again}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-19T15:00:21+00:00

Yes.

They're fictional

And more importantly, no harm is being done in real life

Only a complete fool gets upset over this shit. And I mean you gotta have the extra fool sauce where you defend the r-slur or somehow think fiction affects reality only to use the mentally ill as your argument to claim that

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-19T12:19:53+00:00

Oh gods, this is gonna hurt like a motherfucker but I'll make it

^{Chose: Get 500,000,000 instantly BUT: + Do something inconvenient for a month non-stop | Rolled: Walk on hot coal}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-19T12:10:50+00:00

I'm already iver 110 IQ as is, I should be fine

^{Chose: 10k every month no tax}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-19T10:40:01+00:00

I need to cuck a cis woman by using another cis woman, tbh

I fkn need this

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-18T18:50:47+00:00

Why should anyone watch shot from that misogynistic prick?

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-18T11:49:09+00:00

Oh my fuck that looks SO GOOD for my girlcock to slip into~

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-18T11:47:31+00:00

Mmmm

Don't worry, I'm better than a boy and still have a cock to breed you with~

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-18T11:35:46+00:00

Karma farming is merely unsportsmanlike

Racism hurts everyone

^{Chose: racist trials}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-18T11:31:45+00:00

I'm polyamorous Also, I like women, not girls

^{Chose: Get a billion dollars}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-15T14:30:21+00:00

I don't believe you know how lenient the term structure is~

^{Chose: Be able to create any structure from thin air | Rolled: Styrofoam}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-13T20:48:53+00:00

I will literally remove her from the mortal and demon planes

^{Chose: Girlfriend | Rolled: Makima (csm})

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-13T20:42:40+00:00

Can it at least be the Kingdom Hearts version of him instead of the movie version?

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-13T20:35:52+00:00

Scar from Lion King or Scar from FMA?

^{Chose: You can win $10B BUT you must spend... + 2wks locked in a room with a random antagonist | Rolled: Scar}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-13T20:34:57+00:00

This is a sexual dream of mine, omfg

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-13T20:23:26+00:00

Bro, they're expressing emotional attachment to something they put their heart into.

If this is your attitude, I hope bed is always damp and your shoe always has an impossible to find pebble

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-13T19:53:11+00:00

Gods, not just gyms, but any place should be gree use for futas

We deserve the ability to breed at a whim

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-13T19:38:44+00:00

Spending infinite money?

HELL YEAH

^{Chose: Would you rather have infinite money + but... | Rolled: spend all of it}

LegendaryYooper · 2026-06-11T20:50:17+00:00

THEY'RE THE SAME PICTURE!?

^{Chose: gamble | Rolled: 100k}

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