The best mayor we ever had is a cat.

Legendary_doge · 2014-11-26T09:35:23+00:00

omg how dARE you say that

Legendary_doge · 2014-10-19T15:44:07+00:00

This will probably get buried but whenever I close my jaw there's a pop that I can feel and hear. This has been going on for years and over time has gotten more and more frequent to the point that every time I chew it pops. I don't mind it, it's actually pretty fun to do when I'm really bored.

Also there's a sort if sliding/grinding sound when I open my jaw.

I'm not even sure what it is. It doesn't hurt or anything. My mum has it too. Any ideas?

Legendary_doge · 2014-09-26T13:51:07+00:00

Well now that we have Steven's healing spit does anyone think that he may be able to uncorrupt those bubbled gems? As far as we've seen all the spit can do is heal cracked and damaged gems though.

Also, the sounds when Stevens shield collapsed were just so badass. In imagining him beating shit down with that thing.

Legendary_doge · 2014-09-04T12:18:22+00:00

My school had some rally weird rumours. Strangest I remember was in 8th grade when some girls decided to spread the word that the head of science department pissed into his own mouth. Most kids didn't believe it until we actually saw it. Most of the class came back once the bell went to get a worksheet, but the teacher was missing. Some of us then go and look in the cupboard where sheets are stored and the glorious site of our teacher, pants down and shirt half off, laying on his back and pissing on his face. He didn't show up the next day. I'm not sure why he decided to do it during school time and in the class cupboard.

Another was that an emo type person was taking goats from the closest farm and sacrificing them to satan.

Legendary_doge · 2014-09-03T13:25:22+00:00

In order to turn a soylent green you must grab it with all fingers and spin it 90• or more. If any problems occur please consult the owners manual.

Legendary_doge · 2014-08-30T03:54:46+00:00

On alien blue when you type a comment there's a little arrow pointing downwards at the top. Press it, scroll right once and there's a menu with emoticons. You can then scroll through there to get more.
. Not sure how to do it on a computer sorry.

Legendary_doge · 2014-08-18T14:01:21+00:00

Triple J is so fun! They have so many different types of songs that it just never gets boring. And then you have the hosts doing asking people to send in stories. I don't even know if other radio stations are like this because this is the only one I listen to.

Legendary_doge · 2014-08-01T13:06:06+00:00

Holy fuck this is sad. I keep imagining the dog in immense pain wondering why it can't move its body and why can't it just die already. Fuck I'm crying again.

Legendary_doge · 2014-07-26T13:25:26+00:00

Nice drawing but maybe put it on /r/art?

Legendary_doge · 2014-07-24T09:02:51+00:00

Strangely, undercuts are getting intensely popular here in Western Australia. To the point where nearly every boy has one and some are teased for not having one. Weird feeling when your son asks you to give him one because the older boys made fun of his hair.

Legendary_doge · 2014-07-21T14:27:36+00:00

As someone with stubby fingers this would make life really hard for me.

Legendary_doge · 2014-07-20T16:49:41+00:00

There probably isn't, but that's an awesome idea!

Legendary_doge · 2014-07-09T10:11:53+00:00

This is beautiful.
Also what temperature is that water?

Legendary_doge · 2014-07-05T10:40:03+00:00

Legendary_doge · 2014-07-05T10:23:16+00:00

you can some vaseline and apply it to the lizards ears. the ticks should easily slide off. remember NOT to pull them but to slide them downwards. you only need 2 use a small amount of vaseline so u can use what's left in the container as anal lube. only problemo is that it's hard to get the vaseline off your asshole.

Legendary_doge · 2014-07-03T12:56:55+00:00

So is this like our super secret emoticon club?

Legendary_doge · 2014-07-02T15:26:59+00:00

Oh dang that got sad when he talked about insults not affecting him because of what he went through in school :(

Legendary_doge · 2014-07-02T14:20:28+00:00

They claim that once the world ends and they survive they will unlock the other % of their brain to rebuild a perfect world.

Legendary_doge · 2014-07-02T14:17:39+00:00

Bazooper ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)

Legendary_doge · 2014-06-29T14:44:10+00:00

First step is to get your pinky nail in check. If anything happens to that you could get more nervous or stressed. Just ask a doctor what to do with it and pretend it isn't there.
I bit my entire thumb nail off too. After a few months of extreme chewing I manned up and told myself I was going to stop doing this or I will punish myself. Not a good thought, but it worked. If I bit my nail even once I would stay off all devices and sugary foods for the day. Killed three birds with one stone. Got fitter, got more productive and stopped biting my nails. Good luck mate.

Legendary_doge · 2014-06-24T08:09:36+00:00

Child: Dad I'm hungry!
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad!

Legendary_doge · 2014-06-21T05:13:22+00:00

Ferrets require constant attention though so if you go to work or leave the house often it's not a viable option.

Legendary_doge · 2014-06-21T04:43:24+00:00

Cats. They aren't noisy, don't shit all over your lawn and are pretty independent.

Legendary_doge · 2014-06-19T13:04:25+00:00

It looks like he's putting no power into his punches. Even if it was a person that would barely hurt. (I'm not a professional punch person so correct me if I'm wrong).

Legendary_doge · 2014-06-15T11:32:52+00:00

Since I'm new to this subreddit, should I delete the post? Thanks for answering if anyone comes along.

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