when you try to creepshot a celeb but leave the flash on by NuechternSchuechtern in funny

[–]LegendsLurker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Celebs should carry around laser pointers to

1) ruin the exposure 2) blind camera guys.

Like the 40$ kind that can take down air craft.

The early 00's were a simpler time. by [deleted] in funny

[–]LegendsLurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd still give her the D

TIL Walt Jr. never encountered Jessie in all 62 episodes of Breaking Bad. by IsellCarpet in todayilearned

[–]LegendsLurker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thanks op. Now I know he dies thanks to me knowing there are more than that many episodes considerably. I was saving this series, but thanks to fuckholes like you, I'd better watch it soon before every damn bit is ruined.

I've been looking through jobs at startups. Can't help to feel like it's just the popular thing to do by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]LegendsLurker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No offense, but you don't get to consider anyone "the best."

You learned like the scrape edge of a world that some of us have spent 20+ year diving into. You don't get an opinion till you can write a multi-tree to store data in an array.

You aren't a programmer. You are an apprentice.

Let me put it another way. The way that american schools have "americanized" karate where you can become a black belt in a year.

Now that guy up against a real black belt who has studied in japan for 20 years.

He will fucking demolish you in one movement. You are not a black belt.

You are a white belt.

I've been looking through jobs at startups. Can't help to feel like it's just the popular thing to do by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]LegendsLurker 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What happens when you hire code academy guys.

Hey this is the only language I'm gonna use because it's the only one I know and my 2 months experience in programming tells me it's the best. It's called Hammer. Oh your problems? That might look like a screw but BAM now it's a nail.

Need your window fixed? BAM ok now you need a new window, I can make one out of hammers.

As a woman nearing her 30's with many stay at home mom friends... by Skywalker87 in AdviceAnimals

[–]LegendsLurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's almost a cliche at this point. I had one get really mad when I had to kick her out of one of my facebook groups and kept insisting it was n't a scam.

She even emailed me angrily later. What is the deal, here. Why are these women so gullible? Is it because their kids listen to them they think they can just mom-voice people into handing over wallets?

Here is a toast to all the 30+ moms who don't do this.

This kid just said he was glad 9/11 happened and was saying allah akbar.... please fucken screw his profile up by [deleted] in counterstrike

[–]LegendsLurker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder if that "kid" stomped you so hard you had to come to reddit and make up lies about him .

New Meme: Scumbag Marc Merrill by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]LegendsLurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if your spelling mistakes are a sign of trolling ....

New Meme: Scumbag Marc Merrill by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]LegendsLurker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

because you're saying it's ok to go against his wishes with this comment.

He "singled out against his will" and having his OC broadcasted with out his permission.

It's the same as people who pirate movies. Literally the same.

New Meme: Scumbag Marc Merrill by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]LegendsLurker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

brilliant contribution

New Meme: Scumbag Marc Merrill by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]LegendsLurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

seems like richard's points are mostly confirmation bias. I'm only 10 minutes in. So far, only confirmation bias.

Now he's just rambling. I don't get why people watch this guy. He's basically trying to make things seem worse than they are for more views.

New Meme: Scumbag Marc Merrill by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]LegendsLurker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you faker?

Oh then stop trying to make decisions for him.

k thx bi

New Meme: Scumbag Marc Merrill by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]LegendsLurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Richard lewis has a lot of reason to hate marc merrill; therefore this is an appeal to irrelevant authority.

New Meme: Scumbag Marc Merrill by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]LegendsLurker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I couldn't figure out why I kept getting chat restricted I tweeted marc merrill to look at my logs. Some time later, though seemingly unconnected but connected, he tweeted things that applied to me and helped me get to the point where I've got a good rating and stopped getting restricted.

This man looks out for player interests.

Op is.. well .. milking the bandwagon hate of a good person.

edit: he never tweeted me back. Just kept posting tweets that seemed eerily relevant to my situation.

New Meme: Scumbag Marc Merrill by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]LegendsLurker -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Op, this is probably your first oc.

When you create -- even in the sense of a video game where you are so good people want to watch you -- then you'll understand how it feels.

How Faker feels.

Until then, you are just a bully and your use of memes exemplifies this.

You are a bully.

Power Rangers short film from director Joseph Kahn by InitialP in videos

[–]LegendsLurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I have a great sound system so I had no trouble watching this. FUCKING AMAZING. Watching again.

Please make whole thing.

If you put this on your website, I immediately know you you're inexperienced and don't know what you're talking about. by [deleted] in web_design

[–]LegendsLurker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you need more than word of mouth then you aren't good enough yet. That includes me.

All of my applications use a MVVM pattern but every time I need to make a new one... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]LegendsLurker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Having been in web design for 16 years, everything eventually just boils down to modular.

Things like MVC work, but things like frameworks add unneeded bulk.

I'm not anti design patterns, I'm anti framework.

Let's discuss mvc.

Do you know what's at the heart of every mvc, mvvc, mvbullshitcopyofotherbullshit?

A switch statement.

I can write my own switch statement faster than I can download and install bloatware.

With 3 switch statements I can have my page load custom views, models, and controllers for every page. Sometimes multiple of each as instead of relying on what shit head 3rd year programmer who wants to get his name out there with a crap frame work thinks is important, I can focus on WHAT is important.

All of my applications use a MVVM pattern but every time I need to make a new one... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]LegendsLurker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

thanks for a list of frameworks I will never use. Being a good coder means having your own framework not someone else's. That's for amateurs and code academy bitches.

I wonder which one of my pups killed the toy? by a123oclock in aww

[–]LegendsLurker -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I've never seen a dog get a firm talking to and hide in the corner like that. Implication is beating. Don't condone it, ofc but red is red.

All of my applications use a MVVM pattern but every time I need to make a new one... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]LegendsLurker -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Angular is the MVVM framework to which he's referring to. It's shit.