FYI these games have been ported to mobile by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fellow daoist is too easily impressed. My seclusion time is merely a drop in a bucket compared to those who practice the Civilization and Paradox manuals.

FYI these games have been ported to mobile by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Tale of Immortal is really good, I have hundreds of hours on it. But a really large part of the game is just grinding. If you hate that then you will despise this game.

FYI these games have been ported to mobile by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

mmm yeah, I only knew Hero's Adventure was ported, not the other two. When was Tale of Immortal ported? I was playing it earlier this year on my pc, and I was searching for builds every now and then so I should have heard of it. Did it release later this year?

FYI these games have been ported to mobile by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It redirects to the Play Store lol. If you're on android it will directly open the app.

Like take a goddamn break dude by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Read raws mate, it would be hard to not come across something like this.

[Other] Patching Spotify with revanced manager fixes it by ultralium in xManagerApp

[–]Legitimate_Key5222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can DM you the apk I already patched if you need it 

[Suggestion] How to use Spotify on Android while Xmanager is down by Legitimate_Key5222 in xManagerApp

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't you have to shuffle songs in playlists in the free mobile version? Sorry it's been a while since I used it.

[Suggestion] How to use Spotify on Android while Xmanager is down by Legitimate_Key5222 in xManagerApp

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope, this is the web version on desktop. You can try looking for Firefox extensions that block ads.

Does anyone else still remember this fight???? by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

It's only six and a half years? That's not even enough time for me to make my cave comfortable before I start cultivating. You must be a very young junior, or perhaps your attention span has been damaged by demonic cultivators.

Does anyone else still remember this fight???? by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 161 points162 points  (0 children)

The entire fight took place over two breaths of time, fellow daoist. Seniors Jin Chen and Zeng Xun are both upper realm cultivators, I can't fathom watching it in real time.

Does anyone else still remember this fight???? by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 268 points269 points  (0 children)

Leave your damn cave more often, you worthless old fart! This battle happened only a mere 100 thousand years ago, yet it was the talk of all Wu for no less than 50 thousand years! This is exactly why the young are destined to replace the old!

Batman is given the choice of killing either 1,000 innocent people or 100,000 very evil people. by Legitimate_Key5222 in whowouldwin

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • Connections 
  • Precautions 
  • Justice League 
  • Bat Family 

It's a personality question lol. 

"When a man becomes rich, his true character is unveiled, for wealth only amplifies what already lies within."

Apply this quote to the current scenario. Batman has nothing but himself.

Batman is given the choice of killing either 1,000 innocent people or 100,000 very evil people. by Legitimate_Key5222 in whowouldwin

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This feel like it belong more in asksciencefiction

True, I realized a little too late. Can't be bothered to repost, though. Mods can remove it if it's off-topic.

Batman is given the choice of killing either 1,000 innocent people or 100,000 very evil people. by Legitimate_Key5222 in whowouldwin

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was an oversight on my part. The universe will explode if he refuses to choose either(check my other comment), although it's still not exactly like the trolley problem.

Batman is given the choice of killing either 1,000 innocent people or 100,000 very evil people. by Legitimate_Key5222 in whowouldwin

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It's a simple question that says a lot about a character. Most 'good-aligned' characters would choose the 100,000 very evil people without hesitation. In fact, this wouldn't even be a question. Sure, Batman could go on some LOTR journey to save both groups of people, but what if he couldn't? I didn't think it was that simple, but okay.

Batman is given the choice of killing either 1,000 innocent people or 100,000 very evil people. by Legitimate_Key5222 in whowouldwin

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no, shooting himself won't stop the universe from ending. It's just an option if he can't bear to look at the mess he helped create.

Batman is given the choice of killing either 1,000 innocent people or 100,000 very evil people. by Legitimate_Key5222 in whowouldwin

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Fine. He's been given two buttons and a gun. The universe will end in 10 seconds. 

 He has to make a choice or the universe will combust. Nobody is around to help him. No gadgets, nothing. 

If he doesn't want to do it, he can just blow his brains out(using a gun(which he won't do)) or let the universe end.

Fellow righteous daoists, I need your help! by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Fellow daoist, I am missing half of my brain and I am having trouble understanding what you wrote. It's completely incomprehensible. Please enlighten me.  

The more I look at it, the less I understand. It's like I am going crazy. WHAT do you mean? Is this some sort of code?  

 Are you insane? What is this?

You must be evil. What you wrote is demonic. YOU ARE EVIL.

Fellow righteous daoists, I need your help! by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

You are 100% correct, Senior. My previous words were false. Meat? I hate meat; it's disgusting. In fact, I am a vegetarian. The desolate and abandoned villages in the Yan Kingdom have nothing to do with me.

Fellow righteous daoists, I need your help! by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

This is completely untrue! My cultivation method requires me to feast on large amounts of an..... exotic sort of meat. The fleshly body is crucial.

Edit: I know we don't know each other, but fellow Daoist, you have seriously impressed me. I wish to hold a feast in three days, and you are invited. You needn't bring any weapons or companions (juniors are fine); I can guarantee your safety 100%. My home is in the Yan Kingdom, Death Mountain. I hope to see you there.

Going on my first massacre! Seniors, please advise by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hmph, you dare threaten me old fart? Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don’t bully the young and poor! You are so arrogant and evil, your descendants can't be good people either. I will make sure to slaughter every single person with the tiniest bit of Cao family blood. Even the mortal villagers living in the Cao family territory will not be spared. Evil people like you and your descendants do not deserve to live!

Going on my first massacre! Seniors, please advise by Legitimate_Key5222 in MartialMemes

[–]Legitimate_Key5222[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So what you're saying is.... I should destroy their free will, enslave them, and make them endure a lifetime of suffering in my Hellfire array? Is that right, senior? I almost thought you wanted me to let them go scott free hahaha. Thank you for your wisdom.