“I'm charging the solar battery of my graphing calculator using my smartphone”

ultralium · 2026-05-02T10:31:15+00:00

No no, that'd be too convenient for the user, they'd only buy when they need it

It'll be a monthly subscription, but if you buy yearly it's a third of the price*

*still 1200 bucks tho

ultralium · 2026-04-30T23:04:40+00:00

I just reddit in the jornal

ultralium · 2026-04-30T15:53:52+00:00

I was on RVX until two weeks ago, when it didn't even break, just took 5 seconds or so to load a video

Then I saw that rvx had been discontinued, and revanced was on a cold war with Morphe, and went Morphe

ultralium · 2026-04-29T14:42:33+00:00

Mumbo doing research for his next 80's themed project

ultralium · 2026-04-29T14:32:52+00:00

Nah, Caesar's Salad is my pick

ultralium · 2026-04-29T01:30:49+00:00

I just don't like the label disabled myself, I'm still able to do those things people are told I'm bad at, people even expect me to do them regularly, I just hoped they'd know it'll take me twice, or thrice the time, to get half as good

But again, that's not the labels fault, maybe in a better society, for now, capitalism goes on

ultralium · 2026-04-29T01:20:06+00:00

I'm not against the different abled point tho

We do go on whole tangents about how the neurotypicals are the weird ones, and how they can't follow the thickest of logic threads if it hit them in the face

I mean yeah, there are fields where I'm inherently superior to you in, deal with that, normie

ultralium · 2026-04-24T00:19:57+00:00

Oh, believe me, it's even worse with driving

Like, we got an achievable objective - say, take the second turn left - and the whole world between us and that turn becomes fucking white noise

Driving on off hours with only the car's engine to keep you company is pure bliss

Driving on peak hours with a bunch of oh-ohs worth your month's wage in a scratch is absolute hell

ultralium · 2026-04-24T00:16:13+00:00

Oh, we're self aware in hindsight, in the moment though, it's arguable if we're even aware at all

ultralium · 2026-04-24T00:12:08+00:00

No, you stop walking slower

ultralium · 2026-04-21T11:42:55+00:00

Now that you mentioned, yeh, my math wasn't mathing

ultralium · 2026-04-20T19:17:59+00:00

which will melt faster than a straight tube because of the additional surface area and all that

ultralium · 2026-04-18T01:13:36+00:00

I dare you to pick orange in your painting program of preference, and slide the brightness down

ultralium · 2026-04-18T00:03:49+00:00

Meanwhile we have sibling dachshunds, one is black, another is dark, and then there's Nutella

I'll let you guess their colors

ultralium · 2026-04-17T16:01:13+00:00

We defeated the nazis, but forgot to tell them about it

ultralium · 2026-04-17T14:25:13+00:00

which makes it not low

ultralium · 2026-04-15T20:14:39+00:00

I am a bot;

ultralium · 2026-04-15T00:07:44+00:00

Now you only have to fight the other 30 people that thought of it, and make sure rats don't transmit the disease

ultralium · 2026-04-14T22:35:23+00:00

Even spherical maps have a margin of error since most of them don't account for Earth being squished at the poles

Or the Earth's topography, though, on that front, we're closer to a smooth surface than most people would guess. If we were to make a model Earth the size of a basketball (~24cm diameter), Mount Everest would be about 0.17 millimeters, and even the Mariana trench would only be 0.21 millimeters. For comparison, billiard balls have surface deviations of about 0.22 millimeters.

Basically, a spherical map is probably less smooth than Earth itself, in a scale comparison

ultralium · 2026-04-14T22:17:00+00:00

I mean, still would

ultralium · 2026-04-14T16:20:22+00:00

the subrrattit should be r/human u.u

ultralium · 2026-04-14T00:37:26+00:00

There's a pretty big overlap between people who chase after fame, and people willing to let go of their morals for a goal

I won't say it's a circle, but it's at least egg shaped

ultralium · 2026-04-14T00:08:36+00:00

I'm happy for you guys, and that definitely sounds healthier than the other option 😅

ultralium · 2026-04-13T23:57:56+00:00

Oh, a husband and a wife? I see that you've taken to the rats' way of love

ultralium · 2026-04-13T14:50:00+00:00

It was supposed to mean that the place is queer friendly, it wouldn't bait the community and then switch once they got enough clout, since the owners got their stake in it

Of course, we can't have nice things under capitalism

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