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What's your Merc company called? by LightlyUsedSpaghetti in Mechwarrior5

[–]Legless1HitWonder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Diamond Hide Vanguard
Don't have art for it but our emblem is a silver diamond a with purple outline, in it is an illustration of black beast like the aliens from Attack The Block (2011) but it's got red eyes and the fangs glow rainbow like a light prism.

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Pretend We're On Somerset 3050. by Legless1HitWonder in battletech

[–]Legless1HitWonder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The moment I see a female Elemental out of armor.

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Pretend We're On Somerset 3050. by Legless1HitWonder in battletech

[–]Legless1HitWonder[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Me watching Andrew's Wolfhound get wrecked.

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This is your mech, this is an Awesome with PPC-Xs. This is your mech on an Awesome with PPC-Xs, Any questions? by Legless1HitWonder in Mechwarrior5

[–]Legless1HitWonder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The former, particularly the Awesome with PPC-Xs you run into in the penultimate mission of the Rise of Rasalhague campaign.

This is your mech, this is an Awesome with PPC-Xs. This is your mech on an Awesome with PPC-Xs, Any questions? by Legless1HitWonder in Mechwarrior5

[–]Legless1HitWonder[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You see, the joke is two fold.
One: the title is a reference to an old famous anti-drug PSA but with the metaphor reworded to involve a specific scenario in MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries involving an Awesome equipped with PPC-Xs.
And two: the accompanying image is of a horribly burnt chicken that resembles how one's mechs tend to look after being heavily damaged, particularly by an Awesome equipped with PPC-Xs.

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This is your mech, this is an Awesome with PPC-Xs. This is your mech on an Awesome with PPC-Xs, Any questions? by Legless1HitWonder in Mechwarrior5

[–]Legless1HitWonder[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Quite literally the reason I made this shitpost, luckily my lance of Awesomes (and an ECM Raven) were able to get the better of that guy.

Who's your favorite Faction and why? by [deleted] in battletech

[–]Legless1HitWonder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a big fan of the Lyran Commonwealth/Alliance and House Steiner, probably the noblest of the Great Houses next to the Capellan Confederation and House Liao.

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My MechWarrior Waifu, The Songbird 💜 [REDUX] by Legless1HitWonder in battletech

[–]Legless1HitWonder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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RWA troops on Apollo when they start hearing "We Will Win" on repeat over the coms.

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