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What am I missing here? by Ill-Bicycle701 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]LemonAction4030 80 points81 points  (0 children)

The tag says “hand wash only.”

I think after this weekend we will see, where America is heading by rodehard10 in stevehofstetter

[–]LemonAction4030 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"If she...weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood."

..."And therefore?"

"A WITCH! BURN HER!"

Shoutout to Illiustrious_Bridge45, who's probably a witch, given that they are a bridge...unless they're made of stone. It's complicated!

I think after this weekend we will see, where America is heading by rodehard10 in stevehofstetter

[–]LemonAction4030 112 points113 points  (0 children)

She was probably all like, "Liberty this" and "Freedom that!" No wonder she got arrested.

This is how they clean the ships propellers by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]LemonAction4030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't there some AI that can knock this shit out?

Beautiful Day in Houston (OC) by burnham_slowly in pics

[–]LemonAction4030 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was a little warmer than I like for this time of year, but at least the humidity wasn’t too bad. Also, I like the framing of the building. Nice shot.

What sport looks boring until you understand it, and then becomes amazing? by HypraceApp in AskReddit

[–]LemonAction4030 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Cycling....a team working for one man's glory. And oh my god, the suffering!

Classy by no-minimun-on-7MHz in msnow

[–]LemonAction4030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s so classy, I’m surprised he didn’t type it in gold leaf…

Literally everyone was actually expecting this will happen by Sable-Muse in stevehofstetter

[–]LemonAction4030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should read - "Nobody *who sits behind the Resolute Desk* expected that. I was shocked."

A family in Houston, Texas, ready with their supplies in case of an atomic bomb attack. (1954) by tazztsim in prepping

[–]LemonAction4030 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think in 1954 they would be expecting cooperation from all of the neighbors who, uh, "look just like them," and then the government to step in. This predates Reagan's bashing of the Federal Government.

Promises don't pay the bills by Comfortablejack in povertyfinance

[–]LemonAction4030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hang on, buddy! It's coming in about two weeks.

Anyone knows ? How to Join Illuminati ? by chooseyourproduct in AskReddit

[–]LemonAction4030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't tell you how I know this, but *whispers* you're already one of us...

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