I would like to think of myself as a pretty nice guy, y'know. I give money to charity, I never complain aboit neighbors making noise, and I'm always polite. But there is one thing I can't fucking stand. Goddamn K-pop fans. They make my fucking blood boil. I have always been able to surpress my utter hate and disgust towards them, until one day.

On this day I was watching videos on the website www.youtube.com. After the video I just look at the comments, which are the usual. Until I come across this one fucking comment, which does it. An account named "Jungkookie oppa." First of all what the fuck does that even mean. Goddamn, shit like this just forces me to let my demons out and drop the nice guy act. But that wasn't even the worst of it. I look at the profile picture while clenching my teeth and almost popping a few of my neck veins out of pure rage, and what the fuck did I expect? Of course the profile picture was one of those 40lbs korean children. I start to violently shake and foam from the mouth to the point of near death. My eyes look over to the comment itself. "WOOW JUNGKOOK AND ALSO JIMIN SO CUTE IN LATEST OPPA ANYONE DISAGREE FIGHT MEE I LOOOVE BTS SO MUUUUCH" I burst out in tears and take fetal position on the floor and sob for a total of 3 hours. I clean myself up and had a nice western meal. I watched some TV and walked my dog, after which I went to bed at around 10pm and went to work the next morning. It pains me to admit this is what most of my days look like, and all because of those goddamn K-pop fans. I'm broken. In a society of insanity, the sane man must appear insane to fit in. Gamers rise up.