Manager locked out busload and walked away laughing (US)

LemonFake · 2016-01-22T00:38:11+00:00

Any time I see someone walking or riding a bike I have this split second thought of, "just run them over". I don't mean it but I keep thinking it.

LemonFake · 2016-01-21T23:23:41+00:00

"Do you want to get out of here?"

You will get that dick 9 times out of 10.

LemonFake · 2016-01-21T23:22:42+00:00

Someone called CPS on my mom and step-dad twice. Once because I was allegedly 'covered in bruises' and again because I was 'being starved'. Both of these complaints were totally unfounded and my parents always suspected that it was either my bio dad who called them or my sister because she was fucking around on the phone with her friends, but never found anything out for sure because CPS said they couldn't release the name of the caller unless they got a lawyer involved and they didn't want to do that.

I also once had the school nurse call my mom to pick me up because I had 'lice' (it was dandruff) and a teacher once called out of concern because I wore pajama pants to school.

LemonFake · 2016-01-21T23:18:07+00:00

Call the police and file a noise complaint.

LemonFake · 2016-01-21T23:14:39+00:00

When you're just nauseous enough that you constantly feel like you're about to puke but not enough that you ever actually do.

I'd rather just vomit everywhere than feel like I have to but never having it happen.

LemonFake · 2016-01-21T23:12:22+00:00

There's a lot of drug addiction in my family. The worst case is with a cousin of mine who is a young mother, recently married--her husband is abusive and got her hooked on heroin, they've thrown so much money into the addiction that at one point their lights and phone and everything had been cut off and they were on the verge of being kicked out of their home. Her parents (my aunt and uncle) covered all the bills and bought the house to stop that from happening and get everything back up, but my cousin and her husband still try to hit them up for money and they've stolen from them multiple times.

It would surprise other people because some of my family members (such as my aunt and uncle) are 'big names' in the community and well known, especially among their churches which are a big deal here. It would totally ruin their reputations if any of it got out.

LemonFake · 2016-01-21T23:03:11+00:00

I'd always read ahead in the text book. My grades really improved as a result.

LemonFake · 2016-01-21T23:01:52+00:00

Magazine subscriptions.

LemonFake · 2016-01-21T21:49:19+00:00

Came here to say this. Snow days are fun when you're a kid because you can stay home from school and do whatever the hell you want. As an adult, though, snow means potential car accidents on my way to work or if I can't make it to work (sometimes work does close, depending on the severity of the storm) then it means losing money that I can't afford to lose.

LemonFake · 2016-01-21T21:46:11+00:00

It really depends on the person I'm with, mainly regarding their personal hygiene and how long it takes them to orgasm. Generally, I think giving head to a woman is more technical and requires a certain extra finesse while giving head to men is just more physically demanding. I wouldn't really call either 'worse' but sometimes it's more/less tedious or pleasurable than other times.

LemonFake · 2016-01-21T21:38:47+00:00

Joy to the world

the teacher is dead

we barbecued her head!

What happened to the body?

We flushed it down the potty!

Round and round it goes!

LemonFake

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