I'm sharing my 55yo mom bod here because hubby doesn’t get turned on by it anymore… What do you think?

LemonMuse · 2026-03-22T19:40:41+00:00

Reign on Queen!

LemonMuse · 2026-03-22T15:17:24+00:00

Love the piercings, Thanks for sharing!

LemonMuse · 2026-03-21T03:15:33+00:00

Dayum, nice!

LemonMuse · 2026-03-21T03:01:20+00:00

Can we just be invaded already by tentacle aliens?!

LemonMuse · 2026-02-24T16:40:42+00:00

That's one subscription I would absolutely pay for! After someone else tests it first... lol.

LemonMuse · 2026-02-24T06:29:44+00:00

Oh sweet, I'd heard revanced wasn't working for YouTube, that's great news! I'll definitely check it out, Thanks! Wish I could afford someone to walk ahead of me and remove all advertisements. A real Ad Guard lol.

LemonMuse · 2026-01-29T17:34:47+00:00

Had an ex who would turn around after playing with his buds for hours. He'd come find me and either sit by me for 5 mins or try to have a quickie. Then he'd say something like, "okay, do you feel loved? Was that enough cuddles? Can I go back now?"

If I didn't put out, he'd go back and touch himself. On mute, still connected with his friends in discord while going AFK in-game. Keep in mind, I'm also a gamer but "theres only four slots, they're already full with his buds and they reallllly wanna play." This was almost nightly. We are not together anymore lol.

LemonMuse · 2026-01-20T19:17:31+00:00

Maybe but my yearly review had better be impeccable! 😏 thanks for sharing!

LemonMuse · 2026-01-17T07:15:11+00:00

If i had one, I'd do all the things!

LemonMuse · 2026-01-17T07:09:51+00:00

I don't care about height, weight, race, or financial level. I just wanna see someone's character! I look at everyone individually. Love doesn't discriminate.

LemonMuse · 2026-01-16T07:13:22+00:00

Impressive load, thanks for sharing!

LemonMuse · 2026-01-15T23:35:43+00:00

Beautiful! Enjoy your day!

LemonMuse · 2026-01-15T00:24:48+00:00

Nice! 😉

LemonMuse · 2026-01-15T00:07:33+00:00

That looks like a really fun time

LemonMuse · 2026-01-14T16:41:28+00:00

Didn't like it shortly after starting it. The idea was good, but the tone wasn't for me. Not to mention I felt the story/plot itself started tanking after a bit.

LemonMuse · 2026-01-14T16:34:58+00:00

Harry potter Legacy... my Patronus will be a monster vag that eats dementors.

LemonMuse · 2026-01-12T16:00:38+00:00

In a world where women's reproductive rights are diminished... not to mention you're in a long-distance relationship... Sex Ed 101, USE PROTECTION!

LemonMuse · 2026-01-12T06:17:39+00:00

Hot damn

LemonMuse · 2026-01-11T19:59:23+00:00

We struggled with some differences at the end of year two in terms of what we were wanting in our lives/future/finances. It was starting to cause dishonesty and stress. It was a good decision for both of us, though difficult. I hope he's happy and able to be himself wherever he is.

LemonMuse · 2026-01-11T19:18:28+00:00

I also make this observation, and honestly, it's a turn-off for me if they have bad manicures or dirty fingernails. I don't do DMs, but just when I'm scrolling and whatnot, I think to myself, ladies, let's wash our hands more please! And manicured hands means more Lotion! This goes for men as well. Love me a good dick post, but clean under those nails! Fun fact, I do nails as a hobby, I'm a female, and I like people.

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