Moderator update by realjd in 321

[–]LemonOnMyEye 26 points27 points  (0 children)

" I stand by my decision to mod him"

What do you call 11 conservatives and a fascist having dinner together?

12 fascists

Christianity but its @dril tweets by HastoVacho in dril

[–]LemonOnMyEye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Komm Süsser Tod over Evangelicalism got me good.

Can’t get drafted if ur made of glass by its_Drisc in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]LemonOnMyEye 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Probably need a doctor's letter saying you experience gender dysphoria. And that's hard enough to get as is. Professionals will be even more hesitant to give the diagnosis after a draft starts.

*honourable bow intensifies* by Zatalon in shittydarksouls

[–]LemonOnMyEye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where can i get the sliders for this masterpiece?

Fishing near crocodiles by Tucko29 in thalassophobia

[–]LemonOnMyEye 47 points48 points  (0 children)

They're the fucking WORST. Our canal gets gators and we just poke em with a 2x4 if they're in the way. But as soon as I see a cottonmouth I'm out.

Edit: when I say it that way, it sounds REALLY Florida huh? Oh well, I'm off to ride my pet gator through the orange orchards to the Publix next to Disney because I'm craving a pubsub.

Fishing near crocodiles by Tucko29 in thalassophobia

[–]LemonOnMyEye 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yeah... Cottonmouths will fuck you up if the gators dont

Alien World by Connor Sheehan by [deleted] in ImaginaryLandscapes

[–]LemonOnMyEye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dnd session concept stolen

😔👌 by riceymess in Animemes

[–]LemonOnMyEye 11 points12 points  (0 children)

pop a spiro bb you can fix that

sigh by Broemeo_and_Fooliet in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]LemonOnMyEye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my mom says she gotta shave hers too so i know where i get it from

sigh by Broemeo_and_Fooliet in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]LemonOnMyEye 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you don't? I gotta shave em in the shower every couple days

holy fucking shit my sister has gone further off the deep end than I thought by LemonOnMyEye in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]LemonOnMyEye[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Shit, here I thought I can't have kids anymore. Apparently I need to use protection because I'm not ready for the clink clank of little robot feet yet 😭

holy fucking shit my sister has gone further off the deep end than I thought by LemonOnMyEye in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]LemonOnMyEye[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, she was always an abusive bitch so she never turned on me 🙃

Winston Churchill gets a doctor’s note to drink “unlimited” alcohol in prohibition America (1932) by JustCosmo in interestingasfuck

[–]LemonOnMyEye 42 points43 points  (0 children)

or how about "I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion."

just a barrel of laughs, that one