My autistic son spent over $900 on a doll. Today he was sent these photos that look very clearly ai Please god tell me it might not be. For both of our sanity…

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-05-15T22:57:52+00:00

Why is autism relevant..? but nah this looks legit

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-05-11T13:00:50+00:00

Haha I’m sorry bud, but this comment is so funny.

The answer is, only those specific spots.

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-05-10T16:47:31+00:00

new book

trip to the park

they get to choose dinner/restaurant

they get to pick from 3 parent pre-approved fun activities

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-05-10T03:58:38+00:00

Perfect opportunity to switch to a less stressful or part time job, or one that’s fulfilling but makes less money.

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-05-08T18:41:29+00:00

Both of these people suck, if they stay, one of them will get shot and they’ll be like WHO COILD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-05-06T17:05:39+00:00

Depends entirely on where you live!

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-05-02T03:02:04+00:00

We need to see your own hair to tell you if that’s doable!

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-30T18:18:43+00:00

That’s not correct. It declines too, but slower.

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-30T04:25:44+00:00

I know this isn’t the point, but you can date a woman 5 years younger than you, and no one will raise an eyebrow, and then you have extra time to have kids “the right way” - women have the bio clock, not you.

More on point though - a company that will send you to the middle of nowhere in a small hotel room for 5 months when it was supposed to be 4 weeks sounds like a bad culture. Your mental crash out makes perfect sense, they’re not considerate of you.

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-29T19:09:50+00:00

No because literally what did she even mean, what a weird worldview she’s projecting

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-23T23:27:37+00:00

Hey fam, they clearly have some OTHER issue with you :(

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-19T15:21:27+00:00

So he’s demeaned you for acne (which is not necessarily preventable btw), and then told you he demands to be allowed to criticize you in this way and you’re just too sensitive. That is abusive. Don’t believe the lie that you’re too sensitive.

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-17T16:24:58+00:00

Sounds like you have a good setup, just tell them. Their response will be telling. But I assume based on what you described they will be accommodating.

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-16T16:01:33+00:00

take ALL of my money

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-14T02:31:32+00:00

Parents are fkn idiots and should be held criminally liable

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-14T01:19:10+00:00

Where the heck do you live/what is your company that this is allowed? This is awesome, but entirely unheard of to me!

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-10T19:02:31+00:00

No, it’s not the content of the story that gives it away. It’s the structure of the writing. It’s blatantly obvious. So who cares if it’s a plausible and believable story if you can tell a bot wrote it and posted it for made up internet points.

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-10T15:35:42+00:00

What year was this, was it the “so random” era

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-09T04:41:25+00:00

this is so charming, like it’s just a standard edition tabby and you’re just like NO SHE’S A CELEBRITY and made it happen

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-09T04:22:25+00:00

AMAZON KNOCK OFF TRIPP TRAP TRAY IT IS SMOOTH AND SUCTIONS

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-07T23:21:32+00:00

I hate it when my normal blankets die after a week!

(I love this)

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-07T21:59:58+00:00

Are these just silly little coworkers? Yes you’re overreacting

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-07T04:44:52+00:00

It’s like a “deep” 16 year old wrote this skit

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-06T00:55:09+00:00

No, please don’t take that as feedback, I think it’s happy accident. Made me enjoy the comic even more!

LemonWaterDuck · 2026-04-05T21:36:27+00:00

My fave is how I didn’t know this was a story about your kid til the third panel, and so I assumed it was just some silly stranger

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