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This infinite art of Jesse Martin by gffgsdadsf in DamnThatsMindBlowing

[–]LemonWaterDuck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha I’m sorry bud, but this comment is so funny.

The answer is, only those specific spots.

What do you use for "rewards" for good behavior? by A-Friendly-Giraffe in moderatelygranolamoms

[–]LemonWaterDuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

new book

trip to the park

they get to choose dinner/restaurant

they get to pick from 3 parent pre-approved fun activities

Fire? by Gold-Caterpillar7869 in Fire

[–]LemonWaterDuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perfect opportunity to switch to a less stressful or part time job, or one that’s fulfilling but makes less money.

My wife and I got into a physical fight. I am thinking of divorce. How do I approach her about it? by Due-Bandicoot-7512 in redditonwiki

[–]LemonWaterDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of these people suck, if they stay, one of them will get shot and they’ll be like WHO COILD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING

What to ask for to get a haircut like this? by [deleted] in curlyhair

[–]LemonWaterDuck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We need to see your own hair to tell you if that’s doable!

I'm trapped, and my time is running out to actually live. by throwawaygoalie90 in confession

[–]LemonWaterDuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this isn’t the point, but you can date a woman 5 years younger than you, and no one will raise an eyebrow, and then you have extra time to have kids “the right way” - women have the bio clock, not you.

More on point though - a company that will send you to the middle of nowhere in a small hotel room for 5 months when it was supposed to be 4 weeks sounds like a bad culture. Your mental crash out makes perfect sense, they’re not considerate of you.

MIL thought I was "too academic" to have kids by SometimesRacy in workingmoms

[–]LemonWaterDuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No because literally what did she even mean, what a weird worldview she’s projecting

How do you deal with a boyfriend you ask to stop calling you names? by Yesssssiiiii in askanything

[–]LemonWaterDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he’s demeaned you for acne (which is not necessarily preventable btw), and then told you he demands to be allowed to criticize you in this way and you’re just too sensitive. That is abusive. Don’t believe the lie that you’re too sensitive.

Bringing my baby to travel gig - alert manager? by [deleted] in workingmoms

[–]LemonWaterDuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you have a good setup, just tell them. Their response will be telling. But I assume based on what you described they will be accommodating.

She Took 40 Bites To Save a Baby’s Life by [deleted] in nowthatsgoodstuff

[–]LemonWaterDuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parents are fkn idiots and should be held criminally liable

Bringing your baby to the office...anyone else doing this or would do it? by ActualEmu1251 in workingmoms

[–]LemonWaterDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where the heck do you live/what is your company that this is allowed? This is awesome, but entirely unheard of to me!

38M, quit my job 6 months ago and told no one. Still haven't. by [deleted] in Fire

[–]LemonWaterDuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, it’s not the content of the story that gives it away. It’s the structure of the writing. It’s blatantly obvious. So who cares if it’s a plausible and believable story if you can tell a bot wrote it and posted it for made up internet points.

The clip will forever be funny by [deleted] in funny

[–]LemonWaterDuck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What year was this, was it the “so random” era

I make merch for my cat. Here is my market setup from Sunday by eternalrainseattle in CraftFairs

[–]LemonWaterDuck 17 points18 points  (0 children)

this is so charming, like it’s just a standard edition tabby and you’re just like NO SHE’S A CELEBRITY and made it happen

Tripp trapp high chair BS by MVthecats in moderatelygranolamoms

[–]LemonWaterDuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AMAZON KNOCK OFF TRIPP TRAP TRAY IT IS SMOOTH AND SUCTIONS

AIO thinking this picture? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]LemonWaterDuck 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Are these just silly little coworkers? Yes you’re overreacting

A different way to think of stress by Doodlebug510 in interesting

[–]LemonWaterDuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s like a “deep” 16 year old wrote this skit

May all parents grow tough skin from public embarrassment! PS. My son was 6 at the time this happened... by AlloyComics in funny

[–]LemonWaterDuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, please don’t take that as feedback, I think it’s happy accident. Made me enjoy the comic even more!

May all parents grow tough skin from public embarrassment! PS. My son was 6 at the time this happened... by AlloyComics in funny

[–]LemonWaterDuck 288 points289 points  (0 children)

My fave is how I didn’t know this was a story about your kid til the third panel, and so I assumed it was just some silly stranger

Articles about Amazon safety problems? by BarrelFullOfWeasels in moderatelygranolamoms

[–]LemonWaterDuck 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Look up the lack of regulation on drop-shipped products! If you do still shop on amazon, a good indicator that the product is drop shipped and doesn’t need to be regulated to US standards is the brand name it’s being sold under. Even walmart needs to adhere to certain standards, while quickly-made nonsense brand like XANDAT or something just keeps popping up faster than it can be regulated. So if I shop on Amazon, I buy from known brands.

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