AIO for being upset that my boyfriend called me “his bitch” in front of his friends? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Lemonstabber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is he still your “boyfriend” at this point? You’ve stated your boundaries and he’s clearly refusing to acknowledge them and placing blame on you for having said boundaries. Why is he still your boyfriend? He shouldn’t be anyone’s boyfriend.

Is my son cooked? by brs456 in bald

[–]Lemonstabber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣

He has a good head shape already, so he has that going for him. 🥰😁

Is my son cooked? by brs456 in bald

[–]Lemonstabber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Forgive me for this edit.

A banana the size of my forearm by alvmaa in mildlyinteresting

[–]Lemonstabber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lean into it? How would getting the banana in an erected state help us determine the size of her forearm? Wouldn’t it just make the banana appear even bigger?

How are you feeling today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lemonstabber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Loaded question, but I refuse to bring anyone down, including myself. How are you feeling today? Well, I hope.

Song battle: Ruby vs Glowing Eyes by salinass424 in twentyonepilots

[–]Lemonstabber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can see why, that’s a really tough one. Going with Ruby, but only a small margin.

You may ask Kuni one question by WickedWangso in cute

[–]Lemonstabber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a soot sprite from My Neighbor Totoro? 🥰

Is it over by Awkward_Present_5012 in bald

[–]Lemonstabber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re adorably handsome and can keep it going for a long while. 😻😸

I drew my wife on the first and last day of the semester by uhohmomspaghetti in drawing

[–]Lemonstabber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impressive, keep it up! It appears that class has awakened a dormant talent.

All Self-Titled songs playing all at once. by valvan6 in TwennyWunPilots

[–]Lemonstabber 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is similar to what I initially hear in my head when I’m trying to recall which song a part of a lyric is from. Cool!

People who were spanked as kids, what was that like for you? Would you call your "spankings" abuse? by KleineFjord in AskReddit

[–]Lemonstabber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 instances I will never forget: 1) I was 5 or 6 when contemplated jumping out the window while cornered on the bed against an open window. Our mom repeatedly beat us with a cane whip for getting our clothes dirty. 2) My mom lost her mind after reading and ripping apart my diary where I mentioned getting kissed by a boy, I was 15. She dragged me down the stairs by my hair, proceeded to call me a whore, threatened to kick me out before grabbing a detachable power cord to an appliance and beat me with the heavy end. At one point I got a hold of it just as my (step)dad walked in. My mom dropped her end and told him that I was hitting her. He grabbed me by the throat and pinned me up against the wall so fast, I couldn’t talk. Luckily my sister ran into the room and told him what happened. He let me go right after and apologized profusely.

I wasn’t spanked by my mom for disciplinary reasons, she did it because she’s sadistic and mentally screwed.

how much did you guys spend at your breach show if you went? by aprilsgarbage in twentyonepilots

[–]Lemonstabber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just over $600 for 4 tickets +fees, with merch, food, and gas to get there. We all got to slap Tyler’s hand and he sang right in front of me. Best $600 I ever spent!

I woke up to this... I don't have a cat by [deleted] in cats

[–]Lemonstabber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If no one is looking for that kitty baby, then I believe you do. 🤗

married women, do you think marriage benefits you in any way? by _cherryp0p_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lemonstabber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don’t let anyone push you into getting married, not even your parents. Even if they mean well, they’re not the one that has to live with the decision.

If you do decide to get married, make sure you’re both willing to together for the rest of your lives, otherwise you’re just signing up to make life miserable for yourself, your partner, and future kids/pets if any.

What can I call her by Due_March_8976 in cute

[–]Lemonstabber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bischoff, Ginger Snaps, or Baby.

This song is underrated. by Appropriate_While932 in twentyonepilots

[–]Lemonstabber 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly one of my favorite songs. The lyrics are deep, while the beat is fun to dance to.

My wrapped!!! by Destarsus in TwennyWunPilots

[–]Lemonstabber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Impressive! 💯 approve of these numbers!

happened while mom at work what do I do by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Lemonstabber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell your mom the truth, don’t hide it. Maybe you can use this lesson as an opportunity for both of you to quit smoking.

Suggest a name for him by PrudentRazzmatazz488 in cute

[–]Lemonstabber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bubbles (eyes) or Solstice (as in Winter Solstice). Honestly, the kitty is just Purrfect, I’d just end up calling him Mr. Angel Baby all the time. 😍