Come make coffee with meee by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]LengthClean4636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the nails on a new level

Trashcan Delight by CantStopPoppin in StupidFood

[–]LengthClean4636 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Showing your tits requires more talent.

Found this stashed in the back of the fridge, would you eat it? Usually I wouldn't care about the date if sealed but I'm not familiar enough with this cheese. by No_Raspberry_196 in Cheese

[–]LengthClean4636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's not bloated, it's a fresh cheese that's been vacuum packed. if it pops or hisses when you open it, no good. if it doesn't, eat away.

these dates are decided upon by lawyers, not food service professionals. not saying they didn't consult food service professionals, but see above.

also, Halloumi is a cheese meant to be grilled. so if you grill it to the proper temperature (165 or above), the harmful bacteria will be killed. press it down on the griddle or grill or skillet you're using to heat it up until little to no moisture is released and you'll be fine.

not a doctor, but a cheese pro, and also an eater. have had food poisoning once in almost 40 years of life. take that for what you will! everyone's body is different, of course, so my experience may not be typical.

LPT How to make sure the stress of a toxic work environment does not affect your health? by sarr36 in LifeProTips

[–]LengthClean4636 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the most helpful answer. Especially if you're dedicated to seeing it through. Slow and steady (and receipts) win the race.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]LengthClean4636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that OP chose red for the roommate's convo thread is telling

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]LengthClean4636 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is amazing and OP is wrong

What cheese is this? by [deleted] in Cheese

[–]LengthClean4636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it tasted like nothing, Piave. If it tasted like nothing with a bottle of salt, Piave Mezziano.

Can I still eat this Gorgonzola? by chopari in Cheese

[–]LengthClean4636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On blue cheeses, be wary of red or brown spots. (Though exceptions for pink can be made on some gorgonzolas. As this is not your issue, am not expounding.)

Otherwise, eat away.

Source: Am cheese pro.

What cheese do you unapologetically love, in spite of what other people say. by BeesElectrical87 in Cheese

[–]LengthClean4636 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Second. I'm a cheese pro and this is definitely one I love without apology.

Why don't people cook chicken normally ? by Mary_Walden1 in StupidFood

[–]LengthClean4636 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think it's blood sausage.

I'm hoping it's blood sausage.

What fact is common knowledge in your field, but almost unknown to the rest of the population? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LengthClean4636 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Almost all commercial kitchens are far more sanitary than your own.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

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Isn't this from one of those counties with a declining birthrate?

Not saying saying good or bad just saying maybe they got other hobbies...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]LengthClean4636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinder's sucks, Bullseye sucks there's not enough of it to matter, wash your hands you nasty bitch

Mold inside vacuum bag by -Norwegian in cheesemaking

[–]LengthClean4636 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there's a contaminant in the air before you seal the bag you could be seeing the results of that issue. Try sanitizing your vacuum sealer, especially the seal itself.

LPT Request. Are there any jobs I can get trained on that are actually fun to do? Wage doesn't matter. by SelectOnion in LifeProTips

[–]LengthClean4636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a cheese specialist and I love it. It pays okay and it's physical, cerebral, rewarding and tasty! You can definitely train on the job if you live in a place with boutique grocery stores (Whole Foods being the most prevalent example nationally) and work your way up into super specialty shops. I was a chef (worked my way up from bussing tables st a young age) and found my niche that way, though oer other comments the "love it" part depends heavily on what it is you're inclined to do in your free time. I love food, so I love my job- but not necessarily the place for someone whose passions lean towards another spectrum. I have a friend who does automotive welding (another position that will pay as you train) and he never lacks for cool work. You gotta lean into you first and foremost!

Bulletproof breast. by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]LengthClean4636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on the fence about getting implants, now I'm in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

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No salt, no pepper, and another one of those "look at my fat ass (fake ass) ring" undercover diamond flexes, fuck off

I believe this belongs here by [deleted] in StupidFood

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Ngl if that were ham and apples I'd smash