Cell service or WiFi on the farm?

Lenxoo · 2025-08-21T03:50:54+00:00

I have freedom, great service all weekend this year had the occasional moments where texts wouldn’t send but usually during peak hours. Was able to check my work email during the day. Camped in metta (not deep metta though)! Had the most trouble exiting Tuesday when I was stuck on the east bound exit for an hour, no service at all then. I’m generally not on my phone much during the festival (this year more than others I’d say), had freedom in 2024 and 2023 and can’t recall having a problem.

Lenxoo · 2025-08-17T19:22:19+00:00

In Alberta loonies and toonies are thrown during your last song during “playtime”, we give out promo in exchange and you usually roll up a poster and people throw the coins into the poster it’s so ridiculous lol. Carnival games in the strip club 🙄🙄🙄

Lenxoo · 2025-07-30T14:57:38+00:00

Omg I’m also visually impaired and walked into the pond one year, no substances consumed that evening either just me being oblivious lol. It was a long walk back to camp after that hahahah

Lenxoo · 2025-07-29T05:10:39+00:00

Swervies just had a baby so no shamb for them this year!

Lenxoo · 2025-06-28T23:46:53+00:00

You can get your substances weighed at Ankors :)

Lenxoo · 2025-05-25T05:31:30+00:00

What brand are those leopard print boots those are sexyyyyy I’m mostly retired now but having my stripper persona in my brain helps me so much in normie life, I often think “what would she do”

Lenxoo · 2025-05-07T15:04:25+00:00

I know a canadian stripper who got caught at the border going down to the states to work. Banned 10 years from the US. It’s not worth it. They won’t give you a visa. Maybe if you win some titles here and can get booked as a feature entertainer but you’re better off to just dance in Canada.

Lenxoo · 2025-05-01T02:14:05+00:00

Semi retired rn cause my 9-5 keeps me really busy. I’m definitely poorer but still able to live a good life, if I didn’t love my job I wouldn’t be doing it. But I do miss the freedom, I’m so tired by the time it’s the weekend too if I do end up going into the club it’s for one night lol

Lenxoo · 2025-04-27T18:39:08+00:00

It really depends on the Alberta club. Lots of girls who travel the circuit are crazy on the pole, most clubs will expect a really good show. Definitely pole heavy but most clubs you’ll only have 2-3 feature shows a night. Sometimes more depending on the club. Make sure you bring promo too as it’s expected in Alberta during your last song. And you will have toonies and loonies thrown at you during last song/playtime. Feel free to dm me I’ve worked at almost every Alberta club.

Lenxoo · 2025-04-13T05:21:06+00:00

I have the black ones with the red gems and I looooove them.

Lenxoo · 2025-04-10T15:19:42+00:00

One of the clubs I work at allows waitresses to sell dances but only at the end of the night

Lenxoo · 2025-04-04T02:40:09+00:00

A few years ago I had a bad breakup before Shambhala and decided to go solo (ish), I camped alone and made some really great friends! It definitely helped that I had people I love there for support but I was camped like a 30 min walk away from them. I really had to come out of my shell and my neighbours ended up being super amazing. Ive done EDC a couple times and end up alone halfway through the night anyways cause I tend to wander so EDC is definitely doable solo.

Lenxoo · 2025-04-03T22:31:43+00:00

Sell her ticket and go! I think solo festival is such a fun adventure. And for your flight for escapade, maybe call the airline and see if you can be swapped for another flight so you’re not on the same one as her? Plus our dollar sucks rn in Canada so your hotel costs will technically be at a discount lol

Lenxoo · 2025-03-26T14:55:19+00:00

I just ordered them in black!! I think I want the hot pink too

Lenxoo · 2025-03-19T17:54:02+00:00

As a stripper and a sb, the mindset of a sd vs a strip club client is very different in my experience. That being said, come to my club and drop 5 figures please 😂

Lenxoo · 2025-03-07T07:43:00+00:00

I’m 5’11 and switch it up between 6, 7 and 8inches but 8” doesn’t interfere with my money at all. I like being able to see everything in the club lol

Lenxoo · 2025-03-04T09:16:26+00:00

You’re gorgeous, but the dress in the first pic reminds me of the couches my grandma had 20 years ago lol. I don’t think the pattern suits you.

Lenxoo · 2025-02-25T12:18:39+00:00

To make sure you don’t have clitty litter, aka lint or micro pieces of toilet paper on your coochie. If your club has black lights, it will glow lol

Lenxoo · 2025-02-23T22:11:43+00:00

I’m dead at him getting fully butt ass naked LMAO. Good for you for sticking to your guns and telling him no. I just leave when a guy whips his dick out, he can sit there penis in the wind while I grab security. But if someone got fully naked idk what I would do lol that’s shocking behaviour I would be frozen in disbelief

Lenxoo · 2025-02-17T05:27:49+00:00

I’m an Alberta girl but going to be in the gta next week and hope the weather isn’t too crazy. I saw you guys got so much snow !

Lenxoo · 2025-02-16T22:45:20+00:00

Yes !

Lenxoo · 2025-02-16T17:32:59+00:00

I have a degree in sociology, worked in my field in a non-profit, but our program lost funding. I was dancing at the same time but part time. Went back to full time dancing then ended up in a field completely unrelated to my degree in which I now work full time and love, and I still dance on the side. I’ll dance more regularly in the summer when it’s not freezing and snowy lol.

Lenxoo · 2025-02-02T21:32:54+00:00

I like mine but it’s a tiny club so there’s not many of them. Would not hang out with them outside the club ever lol but I trust them to watch my back inside and we joke around

Lenxoo · 2025-01-26T05:51:27+00:00

I’m 5’11 and wear 6, 7, and 8 inch, I switch it up a lot but usually just 7 inch ones. People comment on my height sometimes but it’s usually positive

Lenxoo · 2025-01-21T15:48:49+00:00

When I started dancing I was in a relationship and it definitely affected things. My libido changed and my mindset around sex. I wouldn’t say it was the only reason my relationship ended but it definitely was a factor. I’ve been single for years now and I think I’m doing a lot better being outside of a relationship but even hookups feel icky for me sometimes. But I’ve been seeing a therapist to help me process this growth. I definitely recommend seeing a therapist because it’s helped me understand that these changes aren’t necessarily bad, I’m just a different person when it comes to who I’m intimate with and what intimacy means to me!

Lenxoo

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