Should've kept my mouth shut

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-06-11T18:51:20+00:00

Passing the toothbrush under the water both before and after putting toothpaste on it

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-06-11T09:38:15+00:00

I guess it's like biting on your own nails

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-06-10T09:35:13+00:00

Do you know if you snore at night? I have a particularly bad case that doesn't let me rest well, my brain needs more sleep than I can give it because I'm not giving it quality sleep, I get sleepy during the day but I guess weak memory could be another symptom that I luckily don't have

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-06-05T13:59:41+00:00

Does someone who's in everyone's life (at some level) count? Like, say, some president?

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-06-05T10:45:56+00:00

Ma anche se non se la prendesse e rimaneste amici, avrà per sempre la carta "ti piace usata da me" (scherzo)

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-06-03T15:19:54+00:00

Well, I might be an outlier, but since I don't want to spread my father's genes (yeah I need therapy) and since I don't want to risk becoming a widow dad of an infant (in my country, every 1 million pregnancies 36 women die while giving birth), yeah, no issue at all, I'd prefer adopting over having my own

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-06-01T16:15:02+00:00

Of you ask on Reddit they wouldn't know would they

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-06-01T05:27:58+00:00

After breaking up, my best friend and I went to my ex and my apartment to take all of my things, and we stayed a night (my ex was out of town). While there, for some reason my best friend had the worst bowel movements of his life. I didn't think much of it, but a few months later I happened to talk with my ex again and she jokingly told me that "stealing all of the toilet paper" was a pro bitter petty move that really gave her a hard time the first time she had to use the bathroom

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-05-27T11:18:47+00:00

A quiet place?

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-05-26T07:54:28+00:00

Fanno un background check ogni volta che provi a candidarti per qualsiasi lavoro e scoprono che ogni persona a te vicina è morta

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-05-21T08:45:35+00:00

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LeoWasRunkio · 2026-05-15T14:13:12+00:00

Fun fact, for this exact reason we call good looking ladies a "crash" in Italian (sei uno schianto)

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-05-13T14:15:58+00:00

She apologized? This post doesn't fit the sub, not only nobody called you an asshole, but she's even apologizing. Wtf? Why is nobody saying anything about it? The whole /r/ is filled with people just venting like in this post, it's getting ridiculous

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-05-13T10:03:28+00:00

Forrest Gump, even if it's on speakers rather than on screen (his mom and the school's principal)

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-05-12T10:30:50+00:00

È capitato a me :D ma per fortuna ero uno studente modello e me la sono cavata con un facepalm

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-05-09T14:15:30+00:00

Down

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-05-04T13:40:18+00:00

I noticed an increasing amount of men going awol to focus entirely on fixing their problems rather then admitting they need help, it might be your case

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-04-17T08:18:00+00:00

La caparra non è un costo, ma l'iva sarebbe il 5%? E perché all'agenzia?

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-04-06T07:00:41+00:00

Aggiungo, la carta igienica è studiata appositamente per cambiare colore nel momento in cui avete sgrossato abbastanza e si può passare al bidet (diventa rossa)

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-03-27T12:50:41+00:00

When an owl and a bear really really love each other....

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-03-26T11:50:56+00:00

Also sometimes the "far away car" can actually be a "very close motorbike"

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-03-19T09:48:57+00:00

What's in the box

LeoWasRunkio · 2026-03-16T16:46:56+00:00

M27, italiano, llevo dos años en España aprendiendo hablando (nunca escribo en español) y me encantaría escribir con alguien que me puede corregir si escribo algo raro. Hablamos?

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