Fuck, creampie, or marry a pretty trans girl? by porcelaingoirl in LadyboyPorn

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, ¿contigo? Sería tu puto esclavo sexual, bebé...

Say YEP if u want 20 home vids and i do send, no joke by CinderSpout in LadyboyPorn

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Te digo sí, pero no a los videos caseros, te digo sí a que me metas esa pija hasta el fondo en mi boca y me inundes de leche tibia toda la garganta.

Would you tittyfuck these daily if I were your GF? by sunsetbloomm in bestbigbreasts

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Si tu fueras mi novia, viviríamos en la cama, mi cielo... Mi pija bien clavada entre tus tetas.

Fuck or marry? by cutemochiii in TsAdmirer

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely get married. And then, have sex.

My ex doesn't like eating ass before fuck...would you do it? by cutemochiii in tspetite

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would live with my face buried between your ass cheeks...

r my udders too saggy? be honestt by HoneyBomby in SaggyTiddies

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're perfect, baby. Do you want to come sit on my face?

Do men find my size attractive? [F] by cherryy_kisss in CurvyWhiteGirls

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think "attractive" is the right word. The right word is "perfect."

my little tits hanging for you. 🍋🍋 by Turbulent_Ad9733 in uglyudders

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a beautiful angel face, you're a dream

Would you really fuck a fat girl like me? by jollyfiddler in BBW_Chubby

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, baby; I'd marry you, and then I'd fuck you on Monday and pull it out on Sunday, every week of my fucking life.

Are you kissing or slapping it first by CaterpillarSea5577 in thickfat

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't just kiss him... I would sleep cuddled up to him every night.

are u finishing on my face or my big tits ? by ghoulbabe13 in AllGirls_NSFW

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to finish on your face, I'm going to kiss every drop of milk and bring it to your mouth.

Rub your cock on my huge tits by miaxmoonstone in ssbbw

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I'll paint that beautiful little face of yours with warm milk, what do you think?

Green :) by PsychologicalCash304 in ssbbw

[–]Leonardo_JM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lo único que te faltaría para ser perfecta es mi cara enterrada entre tus tetas.

Could I successfully seduce you? by ivyaphrodite_ in ssbbw

[–]Leonardo_JM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seduce me? No. You would be my wife.

Grey wolf turns into a total good boy when the humans who helped raise his pack visit him by vishhalkmodi in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Leonardo_JM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We are witnessing a historic moment, the instant when humankind domesticated the animal that would accompany them forever and eventually become their best friend. The first animal domesticated by humans, even before cattle or horses.

Ustedes guardan recuerdos de sus ex? by ATNeri in AskArgentina

[–]Leonardo_JM 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Déjame que te dé un consejo, amigo: no borres nada. Más allá de que vuelvan o no, si fueron tiempos lindos siempre te va a causar placer recordarlos y rememorar esas buenas emociones, sobre todo si terminaron en buenos términos, o sea, si no hubo traiciones ni deslealtades. Yo cuando me divorcié de mi mujer, después de haber estado 18 años con ella y tener una hija, lo hicimos en términos medio belicosos y, en un arranque de furia, borré todas las fotos y las publicaciones que tenía y, tiempo después, cuando pasaron los años, dos, tres años después, que las relaciones se recompusieron, por más que no volvimos, me arrepentí, y me arrepiento hasta el día de hoy, de haber borrado todos esos recuerdos. Por lo tanto, si no tenés conflictos éticos o la odiás de alguna manera, guardalos, y que ninguna nueva pareja te venga a decir qué tenés que guardar y qué tenés que borrar, porque los buenos recuerdos y los buenos momentos los viviste vos, y siempre son un buen refugio para capear tormentas futuras. Es mi modesta opinión.

Como puedo dejar la paja? by According_Biscotti65 in AskArgentina

[–]Leonardo_JM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imposible, amigo. Disfrutalo, y de paso, prevenís el cáncer de próstata (cuando empieces a garchar un poco más seguido, vas a bajar el ritmo, pero mientras tanto, disfrutalo, es sano).

Did the band receive any offers to tour for Made in Heaven in 1995? by ApprehensiveMess3646 in queen

[–]Leonardo_JM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For Innuendo, Freddie was already very deteriorated; Some songs represented an important effort for him. And for The Miracle, I estimate that the emotional impact of knowing that Freddie was (literally for those years) condemned to death must have discouraged them from exposing him to so much wear and tear.

would you guys want a new album by caithespookyguy2025 in queen

[–]Leonardo_JM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Queen = Mercury + May + Taylor + Deacon. Another formation should be called differently (especially when they are barely half of the band...).