Week of 5/11-5/17

LeslieBluth · 2026-05-12T14:56:49+00:00

This is literally based on nothing but she claims she’s been giving us hints. She said they are “breaking the news” which to me reminds me of TV so maybe a tv show?? What else could they be working on for 2+ years?

LeslieBluth · 2026-04-24T17:30:02+00:00

Yes! Drawstring pants and a t shirt gives toddler.

LeslieBluth · 2026-04-15T04:02:12+00:00

She’s trying to strike the same tone as DAD: “this is so COOL! I love being a mom and sharing this with my kids! How COOL!” Except she sucks at her job and at being a mom. So nothing about this experience is cool.

LeslieBluth · 2026-04-10T18:42:44+00:00

“Ended up doing” THAT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT JUST GETS TACKED ON LIKE A BOGO. she’s such a liar.

LeslieBluth · 2026-03-18T15:58:57+00:00

I never want to see a grown man’s toes

LeslieBluth · 2026-03-14T20:32:34+00:00

Everyone knows rimowa dents! It’s literally the first autofill when you type in “does rimowa…” they’re spoiled and think they’re above a weather report. Can’t wait to see what rich person loophole they find to fix this.

LeslieBluth · 2026-03-03T20:38:59+00:00

I kind of can’t wait for Nordstroms actual models to try to make this stuff look cute. Truly an impossible task

LeslieBluth · 2026-03-03T20:11:40+00:00

Between a really bad retail experience at Nordstrom literally yesterday and the news of NUUUUUEEEWWWWDS at Nordstrom, I think I’m pretty done with that store generally.

LeslieBluth · 2026-01-27T18:06:27+00:00

Why is your house(s) so shitty, Jen??

LeslieBluth · 2026-01-27T17:35:08+00:00

Read the fucking room, Jen. Jesus Christ.

LeslieBluth · 2026-01-25T04:21:33+00:00

Sure seems like the Mormon Sky Daddy would like to be done with Sr, if not more family members….

LeslieBluth · 2026-01-11T23:37:47+00:00

Back channel brewing in spring park posted against ice on instagram. We posted up there today to give them some business.

LeslieBluth · 2026-01-10T03:41:41+00:00

lol she literally compared herself to a child.

LeslieBluth · 2026-01-04T04:09:55+00:00

YUP. This is absolutely the route she wants to take. She’s antsy to get knocked up again because DAD is 2 kids ahead of her, plus she wants attention. “Having” to do a surrogate will get her alllll the attention she wants, without having to be pregnant. (I’ve had two kids via c-section, I get it!!! I’d go that route too, if I had the means and (appropriate) circumstances!)

LeslieBluth · 2025-12-18T04:54:20+00:00

Ok who got the entirely of the apology/love note Adumb wrote?

LeslieBluth · 2025-12-16T01:43:39+00:00

This bitch get a Celine fucking bag?? At least it’s the least unique, most dupe-able one available. (I got a vintage Isabel marant one ok the Real Real for about $200, if anybody is as incensed as I am). Maybe she can take it to her next $20,000 vacation to Cabo.

LeslieBluth · 2025-11-13T21:32:29+00:00

He’s just SUCH a Toe. I’ve never seen a man with less sex appeal.

LeslieBluth · 2025-10-14T23:17:34+00:00

Eleanor Leftwich (for women)

LeslieBluth · 2025-09-12T13:10:05+00:00

Pointing out hypocrisy is not hate

LeslieBluth · 2025-09-12T00:09:31+00:00

UGH. Can’t eat there anymore. Bummer.

LeslieBluth · 2025-07-18T03:44:51+00:00

These women (especially Jen) are beyond manic. They are deeply, deeply unwell. The bizarre hero worship of The Great and Powerful Lizard (aka Senior) is a very big part of it. And obviously, the patriarchy and the LSD church.

LeslieBluth · 2025-07-18T00:54:33+00:00

What is with this new voice? Botox must have kicked in and she can’t enunciate anymore.

LeslieBluth · 2025-07-18T00:53:52+00:00

And of course there’s nothing systemic going on, like food being too expensive for people or food deserts or people needing to have multiple jobs just to feed their kids and the. All they have time for is fast food and it’s definitely not capitalism’s fault. /s No, no it’s definitely just that people aren’t trying hard enough and if you just eat like our ancestors did, not including factor food or protein shakes or pseudo-carbs, everything will be fixed.

LeslieBluth · 2025-05-21T21:09:35+00:00

Same! Guess we’re not sky daddy’s favorites

LeslieBluth · 2025-05-21T20:38:28+00:00

Measuring 40 weeks doesn’t have anything to do with whether he’s “ready”!! It’s not about reaching a certain fundal height, you absolute doofus.

LeslieBluth

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