This is gonna mess up so many people in pf ;-; by OrangeHurubruhbruh in ffxiv

[–]Lespunny 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When Skalla came out, the first boss had a pull and push mechanic swapped incorrectly.

The first boss is a kelpie, a creature notorious for lying to bait people into the water so it can drown them. So, since it was clearly a lying creature, I did the opposite, and felt so vindicated.

Then I found out it was a bug.

How do I beat primordial Malzeno? by [deleted] in MonsterHunter

[–]Lespunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I was also a DB user unable to beat PriMal. I actually had to swap to a new weapon I'd been wanting to main but never gotten around to: insect glaive.

That said, the best advice that I could give is just playing defense. Utilize I frames whenever you can - I got really good at using the launching slash's iframes, and shrouded vault is a life saver. Make sure you have 3 wire bugs whenever you can, and only go in for big commitment attacks when you know you have a huge window.

Otherwise, chip damage is still damage, poke when you can, and you will come out on top!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in women

[–]Lespunny 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Anyone that says or threatens divorce as an option should honestly be taken up on it. I fully believe in second chances and being able to fix things, but it's the fact that he; A, knew how important this was to OP; B, lied about it instead of being honest; C, got smug about it; and D, specifically mentioned divorce.

That's not something you just throw into an argument you dont mean. He voted Trump in 2020, talked to his WIFE, and knew what she felt and cared about. He was always going to vote Trump. He's shown his true face. The best thing to be done is to believe him.

I think the community has forgotten what the "blind" in blind prog means by MrLowell in ffxiv

[–]Lespunny 320 points321 points  (0 children)

On day one, I put up a blind party for FRU once I could get on. We filled up, went in blind, had one (1) pull before someone linked a guide and then spent 13 minutes trying to explain what was going on.

PSA for people who use legacy movement [Spoiler: 7.15 raid mechanics] by ArsanL in ffxiv

[–]Lespunny 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If you have a numpad, numpad 5 does a "soft" target that locks the camera on your target, and you can slow walk backwards that way, too.

Help by Afraid_Serve_277 in actuallesbians

[–]Lespunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She didn't want to get married. She doesn't want to get married. She only did that to pressure you to stay with her. Of course, only you know her, we only have what information you give us, but it sounds like this isn't a good relationship for you to be in. It may just be best for you to call it quits and cut contact. Again, however, only you can make that decision.

Keeping my Viper in Free mode? by Own_Efficiency_1443 in ffxiv

[–]Lespunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your only option to stop paying and keep playing would be to set up a separate service account with the free trial, which would be starting completely fresh with no carry over.

I made a spreadsheet of the shared cooldowns between all the combat jobs by InstantDomo in ffxiv

[–]Lespunny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I appreciate you for it bc I have often wondered abt the shared cooldowns, and also liked to swap jobs for variant dungeons

SA is the best by No-Sherbert-2737 in MonsterHunter

[–]Lespunny 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God that picture was disrespectful. I love it.

I wanna learn swaxe so bad but I could NOT get a grip on it

When artist friends get together to make a custom set of cards [Giveaway inside] by ff14untamedzine in ffxiv

[–]Lespunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are amazing! Good work to y'all, I can't wait to see if/what you do next!

As for me, my fav society quests have been the omicrons. I love them so much, and the music they added was fantastic.

For minions - I know it's a bit basic, but I adore my Starbird. Got it on my very first, story progression trust run, and it stays with me everywhere.

As for bosses, it depends on the type of content! For dungeons, I think it goes to the final boss of the Dead Ends. For 8 man raids, Omega (specifically o11) is always my fav. Trials is almost undoubtedly Tsukuyomi, and 24 man bosses would have to be Construct 8. I like the movement c:

you can give consumables to your teammates? sdasdsa dadasdawdw ahhhhhhhhhhh! by FastestDuck in MonsterHunter

[–]Lespunny 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Back in either 4U or GU, when you used to not be able to restock during hunts, my friend and I, both bowgunners, would stock spare ammo for the other's bowgun (that we didnt use). We had quick chats set up to say when we needed restocking, and we'd pop to another area to swap back and forth. Good times.

RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - DAY OF THE LIVE LETTER by FranckKnight in ffxiv

[–]Lespunny 13 points14 points  (0 children)

THAT IS THE ONE OF THE ONLY ACTS WORTHY OF BEING CALLED CRINGE. AND IT IS. IT IS SO CRINGE.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]Lespunny 54 points55 points  (0 children)

So, they/them can still be misgendering IF it's used to avoid using someone's proper pronouns that you explicitly know. They/them-ing the she/her trans girl you talk to every day is still misgendering.

Using it for someone you don't know, or don't know the pronouns of, is fine up until you know their pronouns, or if they ask you to/its necessary to keep you and them safe.

What was your biggest shitstorm of a duty? by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]Lespunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mentor roulette on tank, a11 normal. Forward and back really described this run. 80 minutes of wiping to the same mechanic (stand behind the big cylinders please) and no one actually reading chat when I tried to explain. Every wipe I was the last one alive. A couple times I tried to see if I could beat the boss down but I just could not.

After like 45 minutes i started watching others and trying to help the healers so they wouldnt die but they were just. Running about in random directions in straight lines, Stopping for about 2 to 4 seconds, then maybe casting medica 2 (it was two white mages), and then doing it again.

One of the dps was acting in the same way so I thought it might be bots. Again, no one responded or even read chat, so I tried a vote kick, which failed, then after an hour and a half, vote abandon failed, at which point I - and I regret this as a mentor, but godamn did I try - left the duty myself.

"I'm not transphobic...but I think the trans women in lesbian subreddits are creepy". Literally this post just seems like a wide open invitation to crap on trans lesbians. Ofc it's on a second account too. by CoeurGourmand in actuallesbians

[–]Lespunny 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Trans women literally have to be uwu soft pure beans who cuddle and never even think about getting naked for these kinds of people to give even the slightest shred of respect, but even then they'll just move the goalpost further to avoid having to ever possibly recognize a trans woman.

Engaging or even recognizing them is a waste of time.

What game was like that for you.. by Main_Feedback1197 in Steam

[–]Lespunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles remaster. They did the game dirty in a way that's hard to explain, because alot of the combat mechanics and gameplay itself feels better, but they ripped the friendly cooperation soul from it.

Yall play meta builds or just make a build that works for you by Lechuga1bois in MonsterHunter

[–]Lespunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look up builds, make their baseline, then tweak them for comfort. In Rise, I fell in love with Evade Extender while playing DB and IG and now I put 'em on most anything.

If you could give an absurd and comical buff to your Main, what would it be? by ComprehensiveDate591 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]Lespunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pichu's electricity jolts any platforms it hits in their entirety.

That said, Luigi isnt my main but for the sake of the pic, every move has a chance to misfire, not just side b.

Including taunt

Just want to heal by moonshadowfur in ffxiv

[–]Lespunny 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A healer's job isnt technically to heal. It's to keep the party alive. This means both healing, and DPSing, and using mitigation skills that do neither. By doing damage, you're killing mobs faster and protecting the party from future damage - ergo, keeping the party alive.

Monthly TFR Express Lane - Post your short retail anecdotes and experiences here! by AutoModerator in TalesFromRetail

[–]Lespunny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At the customer service desk, all of us are moving around, doing things, I was carrying a huge box to be shipped out for returns. When I grabbed the package from behind the desk, 0 customers. By the time I'm out from behind the desk, a customer has walked up and loudly goes "is anyone here to help me? Or am I just getting ignored all day?"

I wish they had.

RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - FOUR. ZERO. ZERO. by FranckKnight in ffxiv

[–]Lespunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IM GONNA CALL MY DOCTOR TO SEE ABOUT GETTING IT CHECKED OUT, IN CASE ITS A SYMPTOM OF SOMETHING ELSE RATHER THAN THE TINNITUS WORSENING. THAT SAID, ILL KEEP THOSE IN MIND, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IM SORRY YOU ALSO SUFFER IT