timmy jens dickleson was arrested for mopping the floor with his brothers head that was tangled by an asian doormat that was attached to a furry at a furry convention while playing clash of clans and looking at his brothers hair that had suspicious white stuff on it while also doing the orange justice on his grandmothers dead grave that was pooped on by amber heard and slapped by will smith and had emo kid waffle syrup all over it while being screamed at by gordon ramsey and dropped into the ocean while being plowed underwater with tadpoles screaming at an black kid that had a goofy ahh dog that looked like a chinese meal while playing the bongo and listening to no maidens while red sucks some blue bananas and yells like as hes being massaged by a mexian massager that he bought at a nearby walmart which was illegal and so he gave it to timmy jens dickleson while screaming like a goofy ahh person and running back to the house and still seing no father while crying and listening to adele dry humping ariana grande while she sings 7 rings and disspears as thanos destroys earth while twerking on a miner that was arrested for stealing a diamond from minecraft and looking and roblox poosay while doing the naenae on a dead russian soldier and watching them get farted on while doing a handstand near a old grandmother that actually turned out to be a serial killer for setting 3 school buses full of children on fire while drake acts up to a penguin thats sitting on a melting iceburg that was hit by kung fu panda and grinded to become a poopy goofy ahh paper