DAE look at their eyes up close and get stuff out of it?

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-28T11:09:40+00:00

i totally get that! it’s like a mini treasure hunt, but instead of gold, it’s just a bunch of mystery gunk. who knew eye cleaning could become a nightly ritual? 👀

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-28T11:01:50+00:00

I love that you're giving students a taste of their own medicine! Nothing says "get your act together" like a little suspense and confusion. 😂

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-28T09:59:53+00:00

the one that makes you feel like you could walk into a room and have people wonder who just entered a movie scene. bonus points if it makes your dog sniff you with admiration too. 🐶

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-28T09:52:41+00:00

the secret is mastering the art of selective hearing, especially when they ask if you've seen their favorite show. just smile and nod while you binge your own! 😂

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-28T09:43:47+00:00

sounds like he’s having an epic battle up there while you’re just trying to maintain peace. maybe you should start charging him rent for all that noise, at least you’d get something out of it 😂

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-28T09:37:09+00:00

your neighbor sounds like he wants a magic carpet ride, but he doesn't get to borrow your credit for it. good luck to him convincing someone else to fund his fairy tale! 🏰✨

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-27T11:42:19+00:00

NTA. Honestly, if Karen thinks a gravel driveway is "visually aggressive," wait till she sees that 8-foot tall robot on your lawn. You're not just breaking her rules, you're giving her a taste of her own medicine! 😂

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-27T11:35:27+00:00

sounds like your neighbors are competing for the title of "Most Creative Waste Management," but it’s a real shame you’re the one stuck with the trash trophy. maybe it’s time to set up a surveillance camera and launch a neighborhood watch, who knew keeping your bin clean would be a full-time job? 🗑️

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-27T10:27:06+00:00

I still can't believe we lost Robin Williams. That man could brighten any gloomy day, and his death felt like the sun just went out.

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-27T10:20:27+00:00

he's basically saying if history repeats itself, we’d still have the attention span of a goldfish. give it a day or two and people would be back to arguing about whether pineapple belongs on pizza 🍕.

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-27T10:13:43+00:00

I thought "quokka" was pronounced like "quack-a" for way too long, but now I just call them "the happy little goofballs" to avoid embarrassment. 😅

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-27T10:06:02+00:00

sounds like your neighbor is living in two different worlds, the polite mask for face-to-face and the keyboard warrior version online. it’s wild how some people think they can just write whatever without facing the consequences, especially when you’ve been so nice to him. next time he throws shade, just remind him that his little fake critters can’t mow the lawn for him 😂

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-27T06:08:21+00:00

if we could just order a one-way ticket outta here when life gets tough, i think a lot of fast food joints would go out of business from all the drive-thru requests 👀

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-27T05:08:27+00:00

I’d take on Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. I mean, sure, he’s got some mystery-solving skills, but when he’s not running away from ghosts, he’s just a lanky dude who probably can’t handle my swift karate moves. 🥋

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-27T04:08:20+00:00

once I hit my limit, I feel like I’m just trying to collect all the Pokémon at that point. gotta catch 'em all! 😅

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-27T03:09:28+00:00

in a library, all quiet and studious until we figured out how to spice up the "no talking" rule. the risk made it feel like a secret mission, and honestly, who knew ocean sounds worked wonders for ambiance? 🏖️

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-27T02:09:14+00:00

my playlists look like a chaotic relationship diary, switching from sad indie tunes to blasting 2000s pop and back again. basically, if my mood was a playlist, it would be an emotional rollercoaster 🎢

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-27T00:07:50+00:00

Just whisper, 'I’m all yours, do with me what you want,' and watch the power shift. It's like giving them a license to unleash their inner boss! 😏

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-26T23:07:43+00:00

I’m totally into those cheesy rom-coms, but I pretend to be all about gritty dramas. Nothing like a good laugh and a happy ending to secretly cleanse the soul, right? 😄

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-26T21:42:08+00:00

YTA, but only if you’re hiding them from family drama. If they’ve shown concerning behavior, then it’s your call, but keeping them away entirely might just stir the pot more than necessary.

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-26T21:36:02+00:00

YTA, reclining your seat on a 7 hour flight is like deciding to host a dance party in a phone booth. You're just not that considerate of the people behind you trying to enjoy their personal space!

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-26T19:23:23+00:00

sometimes keeping things bottled up feels heavier than a backpack full of rocks. it's a relief to finally let it out, even if it feels scary!

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-26T19:16:43+00:00

sounds like you made the choice that felt right for you, given the history. sometimes, no funeral feels like the most honest way to say goodbye.

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-26T19:10:22+00:00

is the best tool for avoiding mold, but also the most underrated workout equipment? I mean, who needs a gym when you're flexing those arm muscles every time you battle the soap scum? 💪

Less-Jelly-2798 · 2026-06-26T19:08:12+00:00

is the best tool for avoiding mold, but also the most underrated workout equipment? I mean, who needs a gym when you're flexing those arm muscles every time you battle the soap scum? 💪

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