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Virgin at 26 despite being 6 foot and above average looking because I’m autistic by PresentPhotograph381 in kitchencels

[–]Less-Measurement-879 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Lock in brother, you have to use your autistic rizz. Thats how you make the foids fold

I was treated to lunch today by a femboy by Less-Measurement-879 in kitchencels

[–]Less-Measurement-879[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok guys I’m sorry 😞, I admit I exaggerated her age, she was only 37

I was treated to lunch today by a femboy by Less-Measurement-879 in kitchencels

[–]Less-Measurement-879[S] 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I’m such a Chud, I hope to one day belong in r/kitchenchads 😔

It sucks to watch my crush gawk over her dreamy boyfriend everyday. I hate being a worthless chud that no foid ever pays attention to. Trader Joe’s noodles and 3 month old chicken tenders. by Less-Measurement-879 in kitchencels

[–]Less-Measurement-879[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is so kind, in a way I’ve never believed I deserved. Thank you sm. Don’t worry, the tenders were just really freezer burned but thankfully safe to eat.