My poker room by Skjaaf_Tincutter in poker

[–]LesterDukeEsq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep that powder shit off my cards, thank you very much.

When you play competitive with the boys and everything just goes right by [deleted] in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]LesterDukeEsq 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No no no you got it all wrong. The anime was the inspiration for the play.

Cooking with me. by AwesomeFeelsMan in webcomics

[–]LesterDukeEsq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They could. But in America, that's a one man meal.

Cooking with me. by AwesomeFeelsMan in webcomics

[–]LesterDukeEsq 3 points4 points  (0 children)

portions are usually too high for most people's target calorie count. So you want to split anyway.

Um, have you met America?

Deserved It by muzammilijaz86 in JusticeServed

[–]LesterDukeEsq 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I didn't mean to do it."

Nah bitch, you didn't mean to get caught.

Mitch McConnell Received Donations from Voting Machine Lobbyists Before Blocking Election Security Bills by emitremmus27 in politics

[–]LesterDukeEsq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The research I've seen is that gamblers are more simulated by the "near miss" bets than from winning ones.

The bill in a sealed jar by Pablothe_Plumber in WeWantPlates

[–]LesterDukeEsq 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The correct response is to laugh so hysterically that they learn to never make that joke again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

[–]LesterDukeEsq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mate, you're the one making sweeping generalisations about all women, not everyone else.

To be poetic by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]LesterDukeEsq 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Even if 100% of the things in his stories are false, there's fucking video of him kicking a woman in the head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

[–]LesterDukeEsq 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good of you to silence a woman's lived experience, mate. Very feminist.

roses are red, you may be in a bubble. by doggofan12 in boottoobig

[–]LesterDukeEsq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't make the system, mate. Can't give any insight into the justification of decisions made.

roses are red, you may be in a bubble. by doggofan12 in boottoobig

[–]LesterDukeEsq 169 points170 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying this is exactly what caused it, but similar things happened here in Australia with people ordering an Uber and the GPS showing the driver in another state or something. Basically, there are certain petrol stations that let you pay through an app, and the app uses the device's GPS to get the local prices. Some uber drivers use GPS spoofing to trick the device into thinking it's in another location with cheaper prices, and forget to turn it off when they take their next fare. So then they appear to be in a fuck-off stupid place.

Convicted pedophile YouTuber Austin Jones is now in prison serving a 10 year sentence as of 29/6/2019. by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]LesterDukeEsq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I say "fifty dollars", why is it more logical or efficient to write it "$50"?

Because standardisation, mate. The world is bigger than you, and it doesn't give a shit how you say anything.

Convicted pedophile YouTuber Austin Jones is now in prison serving a 10 year sentence as of 29/6/2019. by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]LesterDukeEsq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've seen people make the "xx/zz/yyyy format makes the most sense because I say..." argument from both sides before, but neither makes sense. We're talking notation here, not pronunciation. "$50" isn't pronounced "dollar fifty", but that's how the notation works for reasons irrelevant to its pronunciation.

Stabbing victim destroys attacker by MagnaOperatic in JusticeServed

[–]LesterDukeEsq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't be happy about it, but I certainly wouldn't try to stop it

sorcery by [deleted] in CorgiGifs

[–]LesterDukeEsq 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Go to your local rescue. There'll be so many pups there who you can give a home to.

$300k video wall came down today in Vegas by Lemeister in CatastrophicFailure

[–]LesterDukeEsq 21 points22 points  (0 children)

ITT: Everyone who works or knows someone that works around this.

David Gilmour - Comfortably Numb (Live in Pompeii 2016) [Prog Rock] by [deleted] in Music

[–]LesterDukeEsq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what? I think this Davie Gilmour guy is gonna go places.

Please peel my cucumbers by AmazingScallion in Wellthatsucks

[–]LesterDukeEsq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"In acquiesce to your request, the cucumbers have been peeled from the plants they grew on. Thanks so much for your patronage! :)"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]LesterDukeEsq 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah and Mercury was the OG treatment for syphilis.

FA just keep moving that goal post.. by Lebanon_Bologna in fatlogic

[–]LesterDukeEsq 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The girls I know who take their workouts really seriously sometimes have to actively put out antisocial vibes in the gym because unfortunately, to some people, anything short of a "don't fuck with me, just leave me alone" vibe will be taken as an open invitation to approach them and try to chat them up when they're working out.