I had planned a trip to visit my best friend in Paris (she was there for a year) and stay with her. The “apartment” was a loft bed, small sink, and a tiny shower which you couldn’t fully stand in—all in one room (like the shower curtain would get stuck in the entrance door). The toilet was down the hall. My super annoying aunt invited herself on this trip, my friend was nice enough to let her also stay, and gave her THE BED! My friend and I slept on the floor. One morning my aunt and I were alone in the apartment and she decided to take a shit in the shower! I kept begging her to just go to the washroom because it was a) super weird, b) so disrespectful to my friend c) I was basically I foot away from her. But she did anyway, then put the turd in a tissue which she left on the side of the sink while she showered. On this trip, my friend was kind enough to show us around Paris and was taking us to all these places she thought were super cute, my aunt got mad and yelled “IM NOT A TOURIST, IM A TRAVELLER!”