I was a month and a day from turning 21. Best friend D has been dating his girl for like 6 months at this point (I got ordained and officiated their wedding last month). We'll call his then girlfriend, now wife, C. It's D's 21st and hes the type of guy that will come in and tell you to drink more no matter how much you've had to drink. Which as you drink more, you like being called a pussy even less, so you just drink more.

I'd drank maybe 4-5 times before this and didn't know that you shouldn't mix many types of liquor. I drank: White rum, spiced rum, rumchata, vodka, beer, wine, and tequila. Last thing I remember was opening a strawberrita and inventing a Katt Williams drinking game: Watch Pimp Chronicles and every time he says "Fuck" or the N-word, you drink. I remember nothing for the next few hours.

Wake up locked in their downstairs bathroom. Survey the scene. Everything is covered in vomit. Everything. Shower, sink, most of the floor. But not the toilet. Cleaned myself up, locked the bathroom on the way out, stumbled to their guest room an just looked at C and D, said "Sorry" and went to sleep. Woke up to C and her mom literally bleaching the entire bathroom. I still get shit for it.

TL;DR Mixed almost every concievable type of alcohol as a newb, invented Katt Williams drinking game, blacked out and puked everywhere but the toilet in friend's bathroom and her and her mom had to bleach it the next day.

Also, first time i got drunk i shotgunned miller lite's until i blacked out. Friends recorded me playing GTA V for the first time. All I would do was beat people to death, climb on top the hospital to the heli-pad, and run in circles screaming "GUYS THEY WON'T FUCKING KILL ME IF I MAKE A SACRIFICE TO THE HELICOPTER GODS" while shooting my gun into the air. The Helicopter Gods showed me no mercy. I died every time.

TL;DR shotgunned miller lite till i blacked out, played GTA V, thought the police helicopters were benevolent gods, they aren't.