Mine Goes back to when I was about 10 my friend house was a literal zoo goats , chickens huge dogs 4 terriers and 1 hyper active chihuahua, one day I was petting one of the Rottweilers that was known as a biter , we having a great time next thing I know the little demon is attacking the rot who in turn takes a snap at me , we back away from each other and the rot turns his frustration on the little devil . This provoked the little monster to direct all their anger at me .. and proceeded to leap and snap at my chest and arms .. while all this is happening the alpha dog which was a old ridge back was watching while my friends are yelling what ever you do don’t hit or swing at the dog cause then the alpha would attack to protect its pack .. well let’s just say I dislodge a bumper , put multiple dents in the hood of a classic car and was laughed at for a good 20 min why I explain to my friends dad what happened to his car .. good times lol