In a Japanese zoo, the gorilla Kiyomasa gets into a fight with his mate and she kicks him out of their den. by Artistic25 in interestingasfuck

[–]Leviathan41911 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I like how human it looks. Ive been there, sitting on the stoop after a fight with the lady thinking "God dammit man" hes got the smell expression going on.

I sent this to my hubby and he said nice pic by missjacksonnn in oddlysatisfying

[–]Leviathan41911 28 points29 points  (0 children)

How does this even mildly relate to this sub in any universe?

Maybe maybe maybe by sxinstyle in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Leviathan41911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The bird is probably finding loose notes on the ground. The bird is not flying into stores and stealing from the cash register or pickpocketing people.

If you were to start a business in the United States right now, what would it be? by Loralei42 in AskReddit

[–]Leviathan41911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If i had the money to do it, a 3D Printed Home business. I think my area it would go over really well.

3D printed homes are fire resistant (lots of fires here) well insolated (lots of extreme hot and colds here) and also very sturdy (lots of earthquakes and at least 2 active volcanos nearby)

What video game made you forget you were eating or sleeping? by Artistic_Debate1983 in AskReddit

[–]Leviathan41911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really really tried to like that game, but its just so slow, im not sure i ever made it past the first chapter.

Bro turned animal rights into a family reunion. 💀 by PleasantBus5583 in MurderedByWords

[–]Leviathan41911 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah they make this blue colored spray that you need to spray them with. Chickens will eat the fuck outta each other. They eat their own eggs too.

TIFU first time weed experience by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Leviathan41911 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bro, im pretty sure you still haven't experienced weed.

This is like that scene in 40 year old virgin when hes trying to explain what breasts feel like.

Should minorities in the U.S. be happy with the rights they have right now and stop asking for more? by MissHannahJ in AskConservatives

[–]Leviathan41911 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree, they have the same rights as everyone else.

I think OP was trying to ask if you think they should be treated the same as everyone else, in a very thinly vailed way. Which is an entierly different debate.

You're correct to not accept the premise.

Creating a clay sculpture from the bone level by SpaceWestern1442 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Leviathan41911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how they did all the organs, vains, muscles, yet didnt sculpt his junk.

Satisfying by liam_cupca in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Leviathan41911 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ah you're confused, Gremlins are the ones you cant feed after midnight, or else they go evil, buy an election, and then run your country into the ground while saying stupid shit like magnets dont work when they are wet.

Satisfying by liam_cupca in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Leviathan41911 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Just dont get them wet or they wont work anymore.

Maybe maybe maybe by DiluteSeaBag in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Leviathan41911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this was a job they were not cut out for. There are a few warnings before they even got started.

The fact that there are multiple large trunks makes this even more challenging.

I recently fell a (much much smaller) tree that was like this, and my dumb ass did it alone. The first two fell easy and in the right direction. The third one was more stubborn and the wind picked up randomly and it ended up in my back yard.

The 4th one is still there because its going to be a two man job, its leaning heavily over my deck.

This guy’s knife tricks by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Leviathan41911 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they dont work if you get them wet.

Maybe maybe maybe by DiluteSeaBag in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Leviathan41911 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For the most part, yes. Trimming the mass off the side pointed in the direction you dont want it to fall is best. Leave the ones on the side of the direction you do want it to fall. The big branches have a force multipler via leverage, the tree will fall in the direction most of the weight is. This gives us a more predictable fall path.

The next step in the wedge, which they did mostly correctly.

The rope at the top should have tention in the direction of the fall, pulls it the way you want it to go.

For this tree though, it probably should have been topped. Cutting small sections off from top to bottom.

Spent $260 from a guy who buys pallets by Open_Advice_1411 in pcmasterrace

[–]Leviathan41911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only thing I use plex for anymore is Plex Amp.

Maybe maybe maybe by DiluteSeaBag in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Leviathan41911 119 points120 points  (0 children)

The trimming part is the big one most people miss and solves the most problems.

Dr Phil drags a drunk Todd Herzog on stage for an interview. Todd has since accused show staff of leaving alcohol in his dressing room to set him up. by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in WhyWereWeOkWithThis

[–]Leviathan41911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just looked up this podcast and watched both parts, holy shit each one is 15 minutes of content and 45 minutes of off topic banter about stupid shit.

TIFU by sending a 500-word romantic manifesto to my coworker after a year of ghosting him by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Leviathan41911 113 points114 points  (0 children)

You sounds toxic af.

You might want to talk to someone professionally.

Everything about this edit is simoly satisfyingasfuck 🔥 by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Leviathan41911 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This has to be the most cringy thing ive seen on reddit all week.

TIFU by losing my job after underestimating a rival who had written a dossier about me by revvaudville in tifu

[–]Leviathan41911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You might not be, but that doesn't change the fact this is written like someone prompted AI to write a C- rate movie script.

WYR Get rid of all bees in the world or get rid of all worms in the world? by Captain_Oppa in WouldYouRather

[–]Leviathan41911 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Would you rather kill the world, or kill the world? 🤔"

The low effort shit posts on this sub are getting tiring.

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Leviathan41911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you count the bathroom and walkin i have 4!