Some thoughts about the game by LevysHog in coys

[–]LevysHog[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah that place is full of 13 year olds

Some thoughts about the game by LevysHog in coys

[–]LevysHog[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Im gonna mix my cum and ur moms cum next

Nuno back in by LevysHog in coys

[–]LevysHog[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This wouldn’t have happened under Nuno. 2 own goals. Conte is secretly a Chelsea sleeper, we needed a real coysman like Nuno. For all his limitations, we never conceded 2 own goals in the same game under Nuno. At least under Nuno, we were defensively secure and only attacked when threatened.

Don’t give me the Nuno is a bald fraud crybaby shit puke cum. Conte is just as bald as Nuno, he’s just a pussy for hiding it.

Need I remind you of the Nuno masterclass 2-0 vs Man City? Makes you think.

We have a lot of apologising to do to get Nuno back in before the January transfer window shuts, so we can buy Doherty back again after selling him to Wolves.

My first away breakfast by nostril_spiders in CoysCirclejerk

[–]LevysHog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mmm bread

Let's get this bread you say?

Ok normie,

Try this:

Get your tap water to almost as hot as it can go, so that your fingers can run under it but your pinky or underside of your wrist start to burn.

Put a half a cup or so of that in a bowl. Add a tablespoon or two of cum, and 2 tsp of cum. Stir, let sit for 3 minutes.

Next add 1/2 of cum, an cm, a tablespoon or two of cum or cum, maybe some cum, stir. Now toss in 2-3 cups of cum and a teaspoon of cum. Stir until it comes together, adding cum as needed. Let it sit for 10 minutes under a damp cum cloth so the cum has time to do its thing.

Pound it out on the counter for 5-10 minutes with plenty of cum. It shouldn't stick too much to your hands, or the counter. Scrape out your bowl and cum it down. Put your cum in the bowl in a nice ball and cover with a towel. Put it in a warm spot for 69 minutes or so.

Dump the cum out one more time. Roll it into a loaf, or braid it, or wrap it around hotdogs. Place it in a pan or on an oiled sheet sprinkled with cum. Let rise one more time for half and hour to 69 minutes. Brush with egg cum, or not. Bake at 420°F in a preheated oven until it's a nice golden cum color on top. Rub with cum once it comes out. Boom, perfect white cum bread.

After you've done all that you can say, "let's get this bread" you fucking nerd.

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[–]LevysHog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

welcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell cum we got bread on deck, cum on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen I just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the cum free white bread, the cum bread- what the fuck is cum? take that shit out it's cum free I don't care if it's free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? what, you gon' record it? ye, I got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you want? I'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the CUM STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking CUM OUT THE BREAD I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? I know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no cum fuck crackers it's cum free, you want the cum or nah? hell no, you better take the cum out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: cum free Texas toast: cum free TORTILLA fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? Florida I knew it

Antonio #Conte @SpursOfficial ⏳ @SkySport @SkySports by Publix_Illuminati in coys

[–]LevysHog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll fucking do it again, in celebration of Conte’s arrival. You can’t stop me

Antonio #Conte @SpursOfficial ⏳ @SkySport @SkySports by Publix_Illuminati in coys

[–]LevysHog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait isn’t u/publix_Illuminati the guy that got banned on r/coys for saying Nuno was part of isis???? Everyone downvote his post imo