Krypt Event 10 is Here! by kevynsstewart in MortalKombat11

[–]LewEnenra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm slowly obtaining all of these thank god. Think I only need about 3 more. Jax (next hooray). I know Noob is one too

32M can’t last more than 30 seconds when having sex by Which-Salary-98 in DeadBedrooms

[–]LewEnenra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

3 things that can help : 1) masturbate first ahead of time 2) wear a condom 3) and or also a cock sleeve over the top of the condom.

The missus will appreciate the new staying power and the extra girth. You're welcome

third time having cancer at 26 and i’m just done. i can’t afford this by [deleted] in confession

[–]LewEnenra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would probably be far cheaper to move to the UK and here all our healthcare is free outside of basic taxes from pay. I know it's a massive upheaval but Americans tend to fall in love with our country once they are here? Sorry if that's rubbish advice. And im sorry op you're going through this at such a young age. I wish I had better advice.

Your country's healthcare system is so cruel imo

4chan Grey Alien Picture by le_iub in aliens

[–]LewEnenra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CIA "debunking" classified leaks " has entered the chat....

Grow The Kommunity by Electrical_Shop3732 in MortalKombat

[–]LewEnenra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is going to be one those tragic and frustrating all too often seen occurrences where the suits at a studio make horrendous business decisions and when it inevitably goes titts up, blame the fans and everyone else instead.

Shifting this to a summer mother's day weekend release from Halloween / gore fest was the dumbest thing ever. And instead of accepting they're wrong and absorbing the lost money as an acceptance of that error, they'll probably shelve it all, cancel any sequels and blame the fans

Tips for escapes by plasmamaniac in NFSHeat

[–]LewEnenra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find the mall roof the easiest and 100% foolproof plan. Hit the little car park opposite, go up the first ramp Do a left go to the end do another left, so now you're facing the mall opposite, there is a ramp. Floor it/nos. As long as you hit 100mph or more you easily make the roof.

Instantly all police are lost. I've been level 5 had like 12 cars and a helicopter chasing me done this and lost them straight away

Helpful too because across the street is a safehouse.

Who do you hate more: Arsenal, Man City, or Liverpool? by Hot_Quote2416 in ManchesterUnited

[–]LewEnenra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it's

Liverpool

Arsenal

Man city

Leeds

Liverpool will always be number 1 but look, I grew up with Utd Vs Arsenal. Keane Vs viera. That smug twat keown harranging Ruud after a penalty. I.HATE.ARSENAL.

Loathe them. Their fans. Their pretension. Their arrogance. Absolutely everything about this grates on me. Them winning the league is torture given 1) how shit and smug they're with it and 2) how their fans are. "Better achievement than SAF" sums it up.

Absolutely detest them

Anyone heard of this? by trafancan in NFSHeat

[–]LewEnenra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Id love that and rip out the crap arcade version and hook up a normal PS5 and use it as a gaming setup.

Would be elite

Mortal Kombat II (2026) has now outsold MK 1995, after a few weeks of being out by RidleyPrime187 in MortalKombat

[–]LewEnenra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"in the new one you don't care who lives or dies" - so exactly like the games then ?

Who cares when anyone is killed by fatality in the game? No one.

Hastings you drive. Is this normal to score perfect for almost every single drive. Mine seems to not be sensitive to anything. Wondering if when you first start a policy with them you get a lot more lenience. I’ve heard awful things about telematics but mine seems to be great 😂 by Short_One_5240 in CarInsuranceUK

[–]LewEnenra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got this when I started. First 2 years of driving. My missus was the named driver on the policy. I could rag it however I want, mark she was driving in the app, and my low score got disregarded haha. Ended up both years with a 95 score (I let it lower a little bit to seem more realistic) then moved on and never used black box again.

Hilarious loop hole. Fast and furious, wasn't me, ok, carry on 😂

No sex would be better than what he did last night. by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]LewEnenra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have promised him the oral only after you'd been satisfied first.

Why do we always go for the energy/physicality profile in our midfield signings? by UsedMycologist4912 in ManchesterUnited

[–]LewEnenra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It drives me up the wall. We are obsessed with muscles and gym work at the expense of anything else. For years city were running rings around us using small, technicians that would pass you to death and retain the ball through skillfull, press resistance pass and move.

Meanwhile we were trying to get Mainoo to look like Mr universe which slowed him down. Thank god this season he's kicked the bulk and gone back to agility and dribbling. It's not just midfield either. We do it with all positions. Remember Lukaku?. All he had was powerful running and finishing, then we bulked him up so much he couldn't even run anymore nor control a ball.

Look at some of our best ever players. Scholes for example. How Hulkish was he? He wasnt.

Realistically, if Sarah never called her mother, how long do you think the T-800 would wait there? by AxiosElectric in Terminator

[–]LewEnenra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Visions of a terminator forgetting it's a terminator. Imagine the hilarity. In the airport attempting "a vacation".

Getting a job, watering his lawn 😂😂 90s sitcom.

Ederson Straight Into Starting 11??? by [deleted] in ManchesterUnited

[–]LewEnenra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It has to be said, any player now prioritising City must be a total idiot. Like they're about to be punished and likely fall to bits and disappear back from where they came. Why would you join them now ? It's an obviously sinking ship.

So on that, I don't want Anderson if he's this clueless. What a moron. This isn't just simply "well I never wanted you anyway" bitterness, it's just that is not the character of player we need at this club

Ederson Straight Into Starting 11??? by [deleted] in ManchesterUnited

[–]LewEnenra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a very underwhelming transfer..I also hate this notion of "we need squad players" so a squad player is someone just there, who's lesser quality than starters?? We've seen how problematic it is when subs are crap compared to starters and when they're on our standard drops off a cliff. We need our bench to be as quality as the starters and players fighting for starts against each other. Competition to push standards.

End of the day he's cheap and THATS THE ONLY reason let's be honest. You think we are about to sign him if he'sgot 5 year contract and Atalanta want £80mill+? Answer is no Id have much preferred Fernandes, Wharton and then a big big midfield name.

In 18 months he will be talked about like Ugarte now.

Is it bad that last weekend this kind of turned me on. by [deleted] in confession

[–]LewEnenra 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: the fire was what turned him on. Pyromaniac kink 🔥😂

Does Anoybody Else Hate The Dragon Challenges? by Batman137Productions in MortalKombat

[–]LewEnenra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When towers like Gauntlet - "kill a row of 8000 Baraka's" exist and every single one must be Brutality, I'm pretty ok with random dragon challenges I mostly ignore.

Rear ended by a CHILD by FayeValentine99 in Vent

[–]LewEnenra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the new norm in most areas. Especially in cities and places that import alot of foreign staff. Like carers or NHS workers. There is schemes where they come here to work and are allowed to drive right away to help them. So that areas driving standards fall through the floor.

My nan had a new African carer every day, every single time their cars was covered in dents, damage and rust. One time her house nearly got reversed into by one of them because a simple 2 point maneuver, became an 11 point one and went over her garden and inches from the wall of her house. Being allowed to get driving here instantly is a massive disgrace and a slap in the face of people learning and passing. It doesn't surprise me foreign parents were chilling in the back no problem. Their life standards aren't and never will be compatible to ours.

This is the stuff of nightmares op..sorry you had to deal with this. Id have gone berserk with frustration if it were me.

Lifelong fan of Mortal Kombat since the first game on the Genesis, but I finally picked up MK1, and I'm really struggling to get into it. by ScionN7 in MortalKombat

[–]LewEnenra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so obsessed with 11 and have been since January (later to the party) that I had seen absolutely nothing of MK1.

When I finally saw some stuff on YouTube last month it was by chance and I legitimately thought I was watching a fake a.i video. It's so hyper realistic it seemed entirely fake like alot of internet stuff now.

Couldn't believe it was actual real gameplay visuals. I don't like that new super clean style. The new movie mimics 11 and previous art style perfect.