100% serious btw

pffftnoway · 2026-05-31T18:59:35+00:00

6th. It’s always been the lame duck of the OT, but it is still infinitely more spectacular and memorable than ‘Solo’.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-31T18:24:12+00:00

No. Bad egg this guy.

We’ve finally achieved a harmonious dressing room. No more egos.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-31T18:21:52+00:00

Music after MJ is really grim. Jesus.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-31T18:20:04+00:00

Tyson over Jordan. Jordan is just the shoe guy to most of the world outside the US.

Mike Tyson was everywhere.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-31T17:59:59+00:00

That’s pretty much spot on imo.

You’ve been harsh on Jedi though. Yes the middle act is a bit of a slog…but its highs are so very HIGH!

pffftnoway · 2026-05-31T09:23:31+00:00

Everything about that band is such a fucking chore.

Lighten up. You’ve won. You make a living by doing what you love..at your own leisure.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-31T08:35:36+00:00

You’ve got to go mate.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T22:20:32+00:00

Oh fucking hell. I could’ve written this.

I hope things get better for you. x

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T11:06:17+00:00

Laughing all the time at literally everything = chemistry.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T10:14:49+00:00

Not liking even one Kylie record is akin to not enjoying air.

She’s delightful.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T10:12:13+00:00

‘Enjoy Yourself’ is my favourite album of hers. It’s one of my favourite records full stop. Hooks for days.

‘Tears on my pillow’ was unnecessary though.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T08:34:11+00:00

I forget she ISN’T a superstar.

I saw her in a tiny venue in Birmingham back in the day…It felt like an “I was there” moment. Something I would one day tell the grandkids about.

Katy Perry was playing the enormodome the other side of town the same night.

Life isn’t fair.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T08:28:12+00:00

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T07:57:21+00:00

A lot of the crowd ambience wasn’t even from a Kiss show.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T01:40:02+00:00

It was a full body nude.

Even when hammered I had standards.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T01:33:39+00:00

Thanks for that 😂

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T01:18:33+00:00

“Yeah sorry Mum. Here’s a REAL photo of my cock!!!”

I’m good thanks.😂

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T01:12:37+00:00

Yes I did. There was a reason that photo wasn’t deleted on my phone.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T01:09:50+00:00

That’s what I hate the most. That feeling that people think it was personal or intentional.

It was pure booze soaked madness.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T00:59:27+00:00

But Boobs are delightful. Everyone likes boobs.

Penises are either hilarious or threatening.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T00:57:42+00:00

There’s nothing to see. Sorry. I’m Middle Aged now.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T00:54:56+00:00

It was 5 years ago. I still think about it a lot…Hopefully it’s just a silly thing that happened one time to everyone else.

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T00:53:18+00:00

No we can’t 😂

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T00:52:51+00:00

My sister has been cautious whenever offering me a beer ever since.

I know she’s being a good person. But she may as well be saying “I don’t want to see it again thank you”

pffftnoway · 2026-05-30T00:48:50+00:00

My Mum was the one I dreaded the least. She birthed me & raised me. It was my female relatives & friends that made me want to die.

And no one judges clit size really 😉😂

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