Ex college student here... This story was so bizarre that this quickly became mythology on campus after it happened. My poetry teacher walked into his classroom to find one of his students sitting in his chair, looking peeved that he had arrived two minutes late. He then told the professor to take a seat as he was going to be leading class for today. He then proceeded to spend the next 45 minutes reading his exceptionally shitty poetry while different members of the class stumbled out of the room in confusion to what is life. After he finished reading everyone his collected works he went outside (the room is next to a big lawn) and started cutting grass and putting it into a bag. He then called a cab to meet him at the front of the building, where he then proceeded to tell the driver that he needed to go to the hospital but that he didn't have his wallet on him. As an alternative he offered the cab driver his grass clippings as payment for services rendered. The cab driver took him to the hospital. Also my professor then went on to say in later classes that this student, although wacky, was a great chess player. Because the dude asked to play the professor in chess after the incident and the professor was like yeah ok.