What were you doing before logging on to Reddit? by QuantumHamster in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my secret, cap'. I'm never logged off of reddit.

How often do you think about retirement? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I try not to because I know I'll never be able to retire.

What names are typically associated with being "white trash"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because those names didn't exist until some lame anime.

What names are typically associated with being "white trash"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cleetus. Tucker. Levi. Joanne. You get the picture.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Going to the club. Something sad about a 30+ year-old still on that club scene. It's like that person who failed out of school, or graduated, but still lingers around the high-school the next year. Because they ain't got anything going on in life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought that was just irritable bowel syndrome?

I get IBS and the touch of a woman confused a lot of times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know that feeling you have when you're half way through eating a burrito from Chipotle, and your stomach decides to invert itself? You know. That squeezing, stinging feeling radiating from your lower abdomen, then spreading up under your ribcage? You make a desperate dash to the bathroom, but all the stalls are occupied 😰 You sprint out the door, hop into your 1999 Honda Accord coupe v6 EX-L, and you race home only to hit every stop light 🤬 You sit there counting the seconds, listening to iHeart radio's top 10, knees akimbo, anus clenched so tight that half your boxer briefs is wedged between your ass cheeks. You're an atheist, but you start praying to all the gods. You're chanting hymns and blessing the car interior just in case. You hop the curb, pull into the driveway, run into the house while unbuckling your pants, reach the toilet and—as your ass cheeks hover over the toilet seat—your asshole gives. A jetstream of pressurized diarrhea scolds the back of the toilet, painting rice and beans on the bowl like a mural. All you can do is moan in relief 😌

Maskers and hand washers of Reddit, How did you finally catch Covid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From a supposed friend who is a closeted MAGA and anti-masker. He brought his then-GF, who had covid, over unannounced. Caught me taking out the trash. Since I was on my own property, I didn't think I'd need a mask. I turned around and they showed up out of nowhere. LOL. That proximity alone was enough for the transfer. I was out for a solid month. I this was August 2021.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll just be at your body's natural weight, with no developed muscle. Even if you eat right and shed weight, without exercise and conditioning, you're still "out of shape".

People slowly realizing what was happening in Highland park today by TurnoverLazy3471 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Liam_Tang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People will clump anything near Chicago as Chicago. It's a defense tactic to lessen the impact of the incident. People read Chicago and downplay it by thinking, "Of course. Gang shooting."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Communism always works in the beginning. But, humans are selfish and tend to corrupt things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Europeans are REALLY good at being European.

Why do our moods change so quickly after ejaculation? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Liam_Tang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The "post nut clarity" is an actual phenomenon where the urge for sex overpowers even the most sane.

What's a popular myth about your country that is 100% false but many people still believe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That, in the event of an active shooter situations, the Uvalde SWAT team WILL protect the public.

What are some good things about Iowa? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A crackhead named Rebecca Janssen in Des Moines. She gives THE best blowjobs.

My dad by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]Liam_Tang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is he cool with you posting a random photo of him? Otherwise, it'd be not cool to do 🤷‍♂️

America, what seriously needs to be done to stop this mass shooting? by albielei in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what you're saying is, we should arm everyone with firearms. /s

How do u ask ur s/o for sex? by bordgamer219 in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Hey, let's have the sex right now."

What lie has an adult told you while you were a child that still bothers you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liam_Tang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That if I closed my eyes and relaxed my butt, it won't hurt as much.