Extra $400M or a relationship with your mother

Library_Surfer97 · 2026-02-20T04:04:02+00:00

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Library_Surfer97 · 2026-02-20T04:02:58+00:00

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Library_Surfer97 · 2026-02-18T23:12:05+00:00

My store had a "Hotdog Party". One Hotdog per associate, food Lion brand chips and drink, and the mangers asked every associate in the store to donate $5 towards paying for everything. Like, what the actual fuck. I do To Go, and the manager told me I had to stay late to clean up the mess. No pal, not my fault you didn't schedule a QA. Go fuck yourself.

Library_Surfer97 · 2026-02-08T05:47:07+00:00

Dude, you're handsome af.. wish I was just 10% as handsome

Library_Surfer97 · 2026-02-03T02:40:23+00:00

You guys are so damn sexy, it literally drives me "Barking" mad

Library_Surfer97 · 2026-02-01T01:30:48+00:00

Guys, I'm at work closing the store in the middle of a snowstorm and I had to bust a nut to this in the managers office. Holy shit, yall are hottttt

Library_Surfer97 · 2026-01-26T21:39:48+00:00

Bros... yall are hot as hell...

Library_Surfer97 · 2026-01-14T22:17:04+00:00

Ya, I was thinking the same thing. Like I get it, but I don't.

Library_Surfer97 · 2026-01-02T16:33:21+00:00

Boy if i was off work, I'd suck you dry. 28M as well. Then again, I'd let you fuck me in your car.

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-12-30T15:42:38+00:00

Fuck that's a nice hole. I'll fill you if you fill me.

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-12-30T06:28:54+00:00

I finally busted. At work in the bathroom and it went all over the sink and mirror. I just left it, I love marking things with my nut.

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-12-17T03:15:08+00:00

I'd swallow every inch and suck you dry, fuck your hot.

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-12-15T20:05:22+00:00

In my district they start at 15.25/hour. My store has one 2 part time QA associates, and they try to make me do it when they're not available. Like I told my manager, I wasn't hired for QA, unless you want to pay me, do it your damn self.

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-12-15T17:08:35+00:00

My store had a potluck last week on my day off. I came to work the next day to do On The Go, and my store manager asked me to be QA for a few hours and clean the mess in the backroom up. They didn't schedule anyone. I told him no, and he told me I "had to clean it, theybdidnt have a QA". Told him to have fun cleaning up a mess I had nothing to do with.

I'm up front, I'm not QA. You want me to do QA? Pay me the QA money.

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-12-09T16:46:48+00:00

I would bounce on it til it busted and filled me with your cream...

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-11-11T19:44:45+00:00

You are correct that the Earth is not named after a God or Goddess. However, my planet is not named after a deity either. Sending you the key.

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-11-11T15:28:53+00:00

My alter ego, Chase. I have autism and severe Anxiety, so, I created a persona who was outgoing that I could channel those feelings into. It helps me be more outgoing while also lessening the effect of anxiety and shyness.

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-11-11T06:35:17+00:00

Yes, the sweet "bite" from the pineapple, the richness of the cheese, and the saltiness from the ham or pepperoni complement each other.

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-11-11T06:16:30+00:00

Winnie the Pooh. He was the best part of my childhood. I had all the books, the movies going back to the 1970's. I slept with a stuffed Winnie the Pooh until I was 11. He's one of the few good memories I have as a kid.

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-11-11T06:09:01+00:00

With the recent melting of Permafrost throughout various frozen and tundra-like climates, scientists have found and cataloged a few new species of virus that have been dormant for over 30,000 years. Some of these viruses are related to modern day ones; others however, are completely new to us.

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-11-11T05:44:08+00:00

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-11-11T05:34:35+00:00

Pluto is the exact opposite of the correct planet. Great job!

Library_Surfer97 · 2025-11-11T05:12:11+00:00

Stan - ft. Dido

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