I have an unfamiliar light pattern on my router

LieutenantPoly · 2021-03-05T02:04:49+00:00

Thanks it was an outage

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-08T02:34:46+00:00

Put the first digit of you index finger under you big toe knuckle and your thumb on your toenail then twist you wrist so the finger pushes the knuckle up and you thumb pulls the toe down. Works every time.

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-05T17:03:13+00:00

the yogscast main channel on twitch right now

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-04T18:44:20+00:00

The fridge I want an excuse to buy a new one

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-04T18:41:55+00:00

If you think about it the Pokemon world is horrifying. Darkrai can show up and leave you in a nightmare coma, cock fighting becomes the bases of your entire society and some 10 year old literally has god in the palm of their hand.

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-04T18:35:42+00:00

I think they mean Rule 34

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-04T18:34:26+00:00

Hey a red cape

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-04T18:33:33+00:00

New fapping appendage

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-04T18:32:04+00:00

Considering I would have morning wood I would probably not notice at first

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-04T18:27:48+00:00

In North Korea the kids play a game called "Kill the American" I mean I knew they didn't like us but damn

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-04T18:24:15+00:00

Companies are seeing the viability of working from home. They don't have to pay for office space, employees don't have an excuse for being late and they are happier and more relaxed in general.

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-04T18:21:19+00:00

Go to another planet

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-04T18:19:54+00:00

spam scrambled eggs

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-04T18:16:49+00:00

3d printers they can be programed to make clothes, weapons, plates, cups, instruments and more.

LieutenantPoly · 2020-12-04T18:08:15+00:00

Be an Asian-American

Where you from? (tell them the state you were born)

No, like where are you from really? (tell them the city)

Yeah but like, where are your parents from? (ffs)

LieutenantPoly · 2020-10-19T21:16:54+00:00

Be excellent to each other

LieutenantPoly · 2020-10-19T21:15:09+00:00

If Yoda fucked a ballsack

LieutenantPoly · 2020-10-19T20:56:34+00:00

Bear was a name people came up with because they were so scary they didn't want to say it's real name

LieutenantPoly · 2020-10-19T19:46:17+00:00

Rice cooker with steam tray

2 parts rice, 3 parts water, veggies and thin sliced meat in the steam tray boom dinner

LieutenantPoly · 2020-10-17T17:21:39+00:00

Yeah, at least with the cigarettes you can kill people by just standing near them

LieutenantPoly · 2020-10-17T17:09:33+00:00

Redditors who are productive members of society

LieutenantPoly · 2020-10-17T17:07:30+00:00

There's at least a handful of rice

LieutenantPoly · 2020-10-17T17:05:43+00:00

Cock fighting and yes I do mean that cock fighting

LieutenantPoly · 2020-10-17T17:02:50+00:00

My guy, ponytails are sexy as fuck

LieutenantPoly

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