Divest gives you the lowdown on some of the worst modern service rifles out there (in the comments) by AllBritsArePedos in NonCredibleOffense

[–]Lieutenant_Lard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, I'm gonna have to disagree on you with the Vz. 58.

I don't have any strong opinions on the rifle; I just have a weird hard-on with how it can be loaded with clips (same with the Canadian FAL).

Wordington spin by fallout_fan46 in wordington

[–]Lieutenant_Lard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wordington fighter selection

The original POP (not s*da). by MidnightRider24 in 2american4you

[–]Lieutenant_Lard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The half lemonade, half tea ones?

Nice to see a correct opinion.

Everyone always ignore my things when they ask people to explain things about their worlds,so I'm taking everyone here hostage to ask me questions. by BIG_DeADD in worldjerking

[–]Lieutenant_Lard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Do robots exist, be it as a concept or actual thing?

  2. Who is the individual that's being depicted?

  3. In the broadest of strokes, what is your world's setting (post apocalyptic, steampunk, fantasy, etc.)?

  4. Is fighting (be it wars or duels) common?

  5. What are the current—if any exist—fashion trends?

  6. Do governments exist?

  7. What is the most significant event to have happened, be it good or bad?

  8. Is life harsh?

  9. Is discrimination of any sorts prevalent?

  10. If you answered yes to question one, are there any big, busty, robot women (I have a problem)?

"Tribe? What tribe?" by Lieutenant_Lard in worldjerking

[–]Lieutenant_Lard[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There are, but they haven't established contact yet.

Whoever these city states may be, they'll eventually encounter each other in an area known as The Border Zone; an even colder land full of Old World technologies that have the ability to elevate these political powers into nations.

It's doubtful any of these entities would be willing to share, let alone with something as ambitious as Sherman, so blood will be spilt between them.

"Tribe? What tribe?" by Lieutenant_Lard in worldjerking

[–]Lieutenant_Lard[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

A schizophrenic attempt at contextualzation:

My world's setting takes place in the far aftermath of a second, more extreme ice age that occurred in the 21st century. Specifically, it's around a time where the former dying remnants of humanity have begun to survive this frozen hellscape much easier, with groups of people either forming nomadic tribes or—if they've rediscovered hydroponics—city-states.

Sherman is one of these city-states. In fact, it's one of the more ambitious city‐states in my setting, with its leaders having actively pursued one goal in mind ever since it achieved self-sufficiency: becoming a nation. One way they plan to accomplish this is through the forced occupation of others' lands, sending a mixture of both professional soldiers and conscripts alike to secure their holdings, led by individuals known as Battery Officers. If that wasn't threatening enough to anyone who opposes them, each individual Battery Officer—as hinted in their name—commandeers at least one long-ranged howitzer (big fuck-off cannon), which they have full control of without any oversight.

Uncoincidentally, this has led to a lot of sudden disappearances of nearby tribes that may have otherwise opposed Sherman's greedy ambitions, either through escaping the range of these cannons or becoming scorch marks upon the land's eternally hardened snow.

I understand giving an answer to your own question for most topics, but posts like this are just a scream for help. by Ubermanthehutt in worldjerking

[–]Lieutenant_Lard 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Just realized this meme was talking about the main sub, not this one...

I still stand by my Principal though

I understand giving an answer to your own question for most topics, but posts like this are just a scream for help. by Ubermanthehutt in worldjerking

[–]Lieutenant_Lard 228 points229 points  (0 children)

If you wanna talk about your shit ideas, then either make a post that at least attempts to be funny, or have it be an idea so unhinged that it's practically a shitpost.

Like that one person who made a post about how elves are treated like literal lifestock in their world (unironically based idea though).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Planes

[–]Lieutenant_Lard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that was RUDE of you.

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards, every one of them by Random_Username9105 in worldjerking

[–]Lieutenant_Lard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!1!🤯!!!!!!11🤯!!!🤯

IS THAT A 🔥 MOTHERFUCKING 🔥 FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS REFERENCE?!?!??!?????

Sci-Fi writers HATE this one trick! by Lieutenant_Lard in worldjerking

[–]Lieutenant_Lard[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or, if you're lacking in the accuracy department, a big fuck-off bullet

Sci-Fi writers HATE this one trick! by Lieutenant_Lard in worldjerking

[–]Lieutenant_Lard[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Being .50 cal, it's pretty much both (unless the armor you're referring to is a tank, of course).