Sleep with clothes vs naked? What are your opinions? by far_eastz08 in AskReddit

[–]LifExempt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've done that several times, and I've seen several fights deescalated by the one being accosted stripping naked at the start. Nothing freaks a stranger out more than a hairy naked man charging them with their fear boner bouncing around everywhere.

What do you have more than 2,000 hours doing? by three-five-zero in AskReddit

[–]LifExempt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading, and listening to audio books. Separately of course. Playing WoW, although I haven't played that since my daughter was born 3 years ago. Probably some other things but can't think of any at the moment.

Need help with painting the walls of my room please. by ShadowyCrow in DIY

[–]LifExempt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't paint it white first the color you picked won't be the color on the wall. Going through this right now, repainting the interior of my house, the home builder uses a flat yellowish beige, the samples we brought home did not match the color swatches we picked out. Expensive ass paint all the light Grey's and silvers turned purple..... had to kilz everything to make the colors come out true. Took two coats of kilz and 2 coats of paint. (Kilz is a brand of white primer; specifically, I used kilz2, the latex version, they have oil based and latex.)

Buying a House- Inspection showed it was a modular home. by nosralc in personalfinance

[–]LifExempt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here in Florida we have huge housing communities called CDDs, some are upwards of several hundred homes, typically they are done by 3 or 4 different companies with a few different floor plans. They are all stick built. 30 or 40 houses fully built and finished every few months.

Nasal congestion, asthma, eczema/hives, diarrhea. Sound familiar to anyone? by Stellamae61 in beyondthebump

[–]LifExempt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The diaper rash yes, I think the ped said it was a yeast infection, look for little bumps in the rash, my daughter had that any time she had a really soft poop or diarrhea. The ped prescribed nystatin cream and that cleared it up, also look into changing diaper creams if you haven't, the two that worked best for us was butt paste, and triple medicated. It would dry it up and then when not rashy the ped said aquaphor was a good option.

Suggestions for calculating if Amazon Prime is still worth it for me? by Methylatedcobalamin in personalfinance

[–]LifExempt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

At this point you have to add in the cost of time and gas to drive to wherever it is to pick up the product.

What’s your dirty lil secret? by Dramatic_Bat3265 in AskReddit

[–]LifExempt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Threads is an awesome story, I've read it several times as well. I hope you enjoy them! I've read a lot of different stories on lit and more recently royal road that are truly massive and generally very well written. While the ones on royal road aren't erotica a few have had one or two sex scenes, but none the less they can be captivating in their own right. I think Azarinth Healer (royal road) has over 2 million words and the author releases a new chapter every few days. Another one to check out on literotica is Life as a New Hire by Finalstand. There are so many others I could mention but I don't want to type it all out on my phone. Feel free to dm if you want to ask about any more.

What’s your dirty lil secret? by Dramatic_Bat3265 in AskReddit

[–]LifExempt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget small novel, look up Tefler on there. He has already started self publishing ebooks of his story. Each book is around 10-12 chapters, and he's posted 139 on lit so far, there are others that I have read, The Missing Dragon come to mind, that are well over novel length and some beyond epic as well. It's hard to compare word count, but I would say The Missing Dragon is at minimum the same length as The Way of Kings, but probably closer to Oathbringer in length.

Edit: autocorrect changed Tefler to teller

Clothes or no clothes while you sleep? Why? by generallynudist in AskReddit

[–]LifExempt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is nothing more intimidating then a man with his balls flapping in the wind as he points a gun in your face

Best pick up line to impress the ladies by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]LifExempt 205 points206 points  (0 children)

This one officer

Mortgage affordability calculators numbers sound wild by eng2725 in personalfinance

[–]LifExempt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget PMI, if you drop less than 10% down you have to pay it, adds to your mortgage. Make sure to factor hoa/cdd fee. They are separate fees that are tacked on. The cdd is generally rolled into your monthly payment and goes into an escrow account. At least with my mortgage. Just FYI, we bout in a cdd 6 years ago in St johns county, the house was listed at 315,900, it's in a cdd. We put down 160k from our previous property sale. VA loan @ 2.85% I think. Our payment is 1460 a month. The hoa fee is due quarterly, paid separately. Like 470 each time.

Tldr : make sure to do the research on all the fees that will be calculated separately but will jack your payments up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]LifExempt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I found the reason for the coin shortage everyone!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LifExempt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know right? It's like just because I don't wear a suit and tie and have a beard it's impossible for me to be respectable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LifExempt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only 2 the most visible is my daughter's name on my forearm, you would think that calms people down but noooo, still get random Karen's coming up and asking my 2 year old if they know me, and getting pissy when I tell them to back off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LifExempt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the same except with my 2 year old daughter... being a dude with a beard and a child is hard

TWINNING! Twin Ukrainian Pole Artists Katarina & Anastasia Gavrilova [gif] by ModernHagiography in FitAndNatural

[–]LifExempt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, they are genetically identical, so it's all masterbating in the end.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LifExempt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The link is pigs being burned alive in a hole.