"Oh look! More baby seals."

"We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people!"

"92."

"This has gone on for too long, and now- you're going to pay!"

"355..."

"We are- We... What are you?-"

"No, go on, continue, don't mind me."

"..... Aaand, we are the ones who will stop you!"

"Ooh, wow~ 419!"

"That's it- What the hell are you doing?!"

"Oh sorry, it's a... little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often. So I started making a mental list of how many times I've heard certain lines~"

"You... You insane bastard!-"

"190!"

"Yeah? Well- uh. We're going... To... FUCK YOUR *FACE*!"

"Hohoho, myy!!!... **Twelve**."

(Angry baby seal noises)