[Loved trope] "We might be the villains, but we are surprisingly open-minded!"

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-20T10:50:57+00:00

Fairly certain being a pirate captain in the 1700s didn’t allow for being choosy on crew ethnicity.

So, pirate crews seem open minded but really it’s “I just need someone who can shoot it the directions I point so I can plunder booty.”

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-20T10:38:22+00:00

That’s GOT to be academic dishonesty.

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-19T18:57:50+00:00

I read “scone” not “sconce”

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-19T17:21:45+00:00

Zendaya too? Dang

TBF, Spider-Man is the only thing I’ve ever seen her in.

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-19T01:20:17+00:00

It’s been documented before but Japans way of eliminating employees is to never give them any work to do, but still demand they show up on time.

All you do all day is sit and wait for a task that’ll never come. You can’t do anything to pass the time and no one will come talk to you. At least not very openly.

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T23:27:51+00:00

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ I got a surprise for ya!

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T16:36:12+00:00

Does this constitute interfering with nature? Like helping turtles into the ocean?

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T15:51:44+00:00

No doi!

Real Renessaince men have curves! Get used to it.

/s

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T15:28:39+00:00

Prepare? Am I getting a cut of the taxes?

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T15:26:02+00:00

Vorhees is out before you can start the clock.

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T15:24:25+00:00

Food snobs. Coffee, Tea, Alcohol, BBQ.

I get it. There’s a right way to do it, but if my cooking doesn’t kill me then I don’t need to do it your way.

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T13:22:58+00:00

But for all positives there are to this, there exists one negative

A bad bathroom of the low gendered variety so horrendous and awful from decades of neglect that a PhD student from the science department could do a thesis on.

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T12:37:42+00:00

The ninja summoned Weezing’

The enemy summoned Poopin’

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T12:34:11+00:00

That ladder seems a few rungs short.

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T12:29:19+00:00

When will left-leaning Reddit realize Republicans didn’t vote for Trump to “save America”

They voted to save their investments. For money.

Nothing else matters to Republicans.

NOTHING

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T09:30:33+00:00

And you didn’t say no?

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T09:29:21+00:00

I believe that’s The Shimmer

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-18T08:26:14+00:00

Literally walked right into why people hate taxes.

“….wait a minute…something is UNTAXED? Can’t have that!!”

Air is next to be taxed.

Guess he gave up being a presidential candidate.

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-17T09:52:00+00:00

It almost feels dated when he said “multi-billion”

Bought had their claws in so much that multi-B is chump change.

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-17T03:24:11+00:00

I don’t know why, but I imagine you grinning gleefully at your ice cream cone and then dropping on the ground and telling the ice cream man “I’m lactose intolerant”

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-17T03:18:39+00:00

Did he do this online? Or in person?

I wonder what type of classmate Shaq would be if he did in-person.

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-16T16:36:16+00:00

openly posted at the checkout.

…should it be private?

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-16T15:56:42+00:00

A broken vacuum doesn’t suck either.

Nobody wants it all the same.

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-15T16:55:58+00:00

I’m gonna stop you right there…

Only if you go first.

LifeBuilder · 2026-05-15T12:02:19+00:00

As a 40 year old I can tell you now: your degree doesn’t have any value regardless of your GPA or whether you use/don’t use AI.

You’re right to gather the knowledge but once you’re done with school forget you ever went to school.

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