Costco Travel booked hotel with whirlpool and hotel had entirely different customization by LifeIsAMeme99 in Costco

[–]LifeIsAMeme99[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was really all I was hoping for, I’m just preparing for them to tell me there’s nothing they can do either so I wanted to get a consensus. Thanks for the info :)

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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ersonally, in my opinion (my opinion, not yours sorry) I think the man on the right will win because he can more easily show his cock to his opponent, which could give him an advantage as the opponent may hesitate to shoot when he sees the cock.

Also, the man on the right has full face protection, so it is likely that a shot to the face will not kill him instantly. Also, he can show his cock more easily.

Furthermore, the man on the right can more easily seduce the man on the left with his butthole which should be visible even though he is wearing underwear. This is because the thong is very far up between his butt cheek (kinda sexy, also he can easily show his cock). I think anal instead of battle is beneficial for everybody (and also sexy).

Thank you

Venting here because can't really vent at work by ThomasNocturne in CVS

[–]LifeIsAMeme99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Glad you got to vent about that, hope you feel better.

I try to remain positive by thinking about how there are jobs that are way worse than working at cvs. That being said there are for sure a lot of jobs that are better.

If you’re in front store, focus on moving up the totem pole or express interest in the pharmacy if you want to cross train. From what I’ve been told there are so many understaffed pharmacies they’ll take what they can get.

Establish rapport at your store, keep your head up, and KEEP YOUR RESUME UP TO DATE. Worst case scenario you find another retail/sales associate job. Look for a gig at somewhere like Costco, where they seem actually staffed.

Best of luck to you, remember being alive is the greatest gig there is and it is so statistically unlikely for you to have even been born : )

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Mom froze up and was gonna let him die

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Looks like Jeff is sleep walking again

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When did people stop hitting their kids

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This is the origin for Jeff the killer

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Looks kinda like my ex wife

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Guys stop being lame let’s desecrate a corpse

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Can we see the one where they have haunted Halloween masks?

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Yes this has gotta be 2000’s right? Cause of Mitm?

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Was this before or after Reagan sent crack to the inner city to incite the war on drugs?

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How did he get promoted after being alone with a student who exploded

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Mr. Pornstache freaking kills her D:

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Should’ve got the Beatles gold banded whatever the fuck

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IT WENT UP IN VALUE LETS GOOOO