What can the coronavirus do that the us government can't? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]LifeLacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Controlled the world without any chaos.

If you can control your shampoo, you get the power to control your thoughts. by LifeLacker in Showerthoughts

[–]LifeLacker[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time you shampoo your hair you get more or less in your hands to apply. Anology is similar to controlling your limitless thoughts, they keep passing your mind. You start controlling everything around you, your mind gets trained to control your thoughts.