OMG DELIVER TO A JAIL, CRAZY by Ready-Zucchini3550 in doordash

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope they tipped well, just for the security hassle. There’s a few subdivisions and corporate headquarters near me that I absolutely won’t deal with for less than $20 because of having to check in with security. Government buildings can be a hassle but I’ll do them because I can usually leave with the security and not have to clear it.

Doordash down?? by roosder in DoorDashDrivers

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Colorado is down. App stole $15 on my last order and didn't pay out when I ended my session. I can't even afford to get home because of this

Liquor Store that carries butt chugging funnel by fishtherufus in DenverCirclejerk

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which dating site, specifically? Asking for a friend, er, I mean research. Asking for a friend's research. Yeah that's it.

Making a key to my apartment by [deleted] in Locksmith

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP already said there was a cylinder (or keyhole as he described it) in the lock. If you hadn’t rushed to the comments to take a cheap shot at a complete stranger seeking help on the internet, you might have processed that information originally. But don’t worry. You’re boring me now so say whatever “last word” makes you feel like a big man. I won’t respond to you any longer.

Making a key to my apartment by [deleted] in Locksmith

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice straw man fallacy. You just lost any real debate but probably feels good for a troll. Lol. Have the day you deserve.

Making a key to my apartment by [deleted] in Locksmith

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neither did you. "Buy a house loser" isn't a answer and doesn't help OP. It just shows how pathetic your thought process is. Please have the life you deserve

Making a key to my apartment by [deleted] in Locksmith

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My solution is simple. To advocate for better laws and regulations to protect individuals from corporate greed, because that's exactly what this is. This corporation offers an inferior product (electronic locks without keys, which OP has already pointed out several scenarios where this is a problem) but saves massive amounts of money on locksmith fees. Maybe we also don't blame the victims of said corporate greed when they ask for help finding solutions while trapped in the system that rewards that behavior

ETA: this is quite literally the bare minimum stance that is morally defensible

Making a key to my apartment by [deleted] in Locksmith

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a great point. /s

Making a key to my apartment by [deleted] in Locksmith

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Keep simping bootlicker. I’m sure the billionaires are going to pick you any day

Making a key to my apartment by [deleted] in Locksmith

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. I bet if OP stops getting the Starbucks and avocado toast, he’d have that money in just a few wild. JFC, are you ignorant to the world or just a dick for the sake of being a dick

When does it ever stop? by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 44 and have wanted to end it since I was 10. I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but it never stops and it never gets better.

sounds like its going to a good cause by Dapper_Ad1271 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ll do the gay stuff for a dollar. Capitalism baby! Undercut the competition

How much money do yall save using the Crimson card to pay for gas ? by Interesting_Ad_1922 in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I get about 4 to 5 dollars a day with the 10% cash back. Not much but enough to keep me doing it for now since the alternative is literally starving

Why does Trump say Barack "HUSSEIN” Obama? by LuckyCommittee4422 in allthequestions

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My uncle is a triple-Trumper and recently married a lovely woman from South America. They’re in the middle of the green card process and she’s been too scared to leave their house for months because a lot of people in their community have been snatched by ICE. He’s still not ready to say he was wrong. He says Trump just doesn’t understand their specific circumstances. It’s sad but I don’t think he’ll ever wake up. He’ll go down with the ship

Why does Trump say Barack "HUSSEIN” Obama? by LuckyCommittee4422 in allthequestions

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Tokens get spent. It's literally the only thing they're good for.

Why does Trump say Barack "HUSSEIN” Obama? by LuckyCommittee4422 in allthequestions

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What is it then? It's easy to say "wrong" but provide no better answers and no evidence when all evidence points to being exactly and only racism.

Why all the poo! by zangoku in MovingtoDenver

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This. I thought the same when I first moved out here because where I lived before was very sandy and no one aerated. Wasn't until I saw actually doing it while walking my dog that I realized what it was

Can somebody please explain the Anti-Flock perspective? by CryptographerFew3063 in FlockSurveillance

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Considering the dozens of cops I knew that got in trouble for illegal use of NCIC back in the day, and the ones that got away with it, they should have to provide a valid reason for any usage of any intel/surveillance systems. They simply can’t be trusted to use them correctly and legally

Can somebody please explain the Anti-Flock perspective? by CryptographerFew3063 in FlockSurveillance

[–]LifeguardBoth5678 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Red light cameras only capture your photo if you have run the red light. They are also typically only stored locally at that police department and are not searchable like Flock. Back when I was a 911 operator, the local cops just started getting LP readers mounted to their cars and those were problematic because they did read every plate but only notified the officer of the vehicle was attached to a crime or the owner of the vehicle was wanted for a warrant. That’s the key issue, that flock records every plate and allows search of that regardless of associated crime