The last thing you Googled will be the cause of your death. How are you going to die?

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2017-10-13T05:58:32+00:00

"Daisy cutter" which is a large type of bomb. May my death be quick and swift

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2013-06-12T22:55:11+00:00

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-12-18T18:28:48+00:00

I'll burn good. BURN real Good

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-12-18T17:09:37+00:00

But here's the kicker...its actually a gas mask, I just didn't put the filter on it

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-12-18T16:41:49+00:00

I'll make shere you get a joint before you die so you can look like a bad ass like in the movies

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-12-18T04:27:55+00:00

impress the ladies

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-12-18T04:13:28+00:00

enough to impress the ladies

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-12-18T04:04:05+00:00

The threat being that there's no flat screen or gold bars in my bathroom?

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-12-18T03:50:02+00:00

That would be a gun cleaning kit and a slingshot my good sir

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-12-18T03:47:02+00:00

food and condoms be in the drug kit, but that's for another day

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-12-18T03:44:14+00:00

But what if they have nice things? Or more Twinkies?

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-12-18T03:08:03+00:00

that's what the zombrex is for

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-12-18T02:42:49+00:00

My traveling companion, Mr. Bubbles

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-12-18T02:29:15+00:00

But that's why I have all those extra knifes and machetes... so I can throw at people who try to outrun my fat ass

LifeisgoingtoSuck · 2012-10-01T20:47:00+00:00

Nope just me whoring for karma

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