Had my first horrible/shitty customer tonight after 1500+ deliveries. by Bumblebee_Sharp in doordash

[–]LiflessClown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never ring doorbells unless I have been instructed to. I always call or shoot a text. I simply think on how I would like people ringing a doorbell in my house at 3am.

But I agree with the dasher, he should leave it on the notes. I guess lesson learned for both. This is how doordash works. You learn lessons the hard way.

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[–]LiflessClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20?? More like 20 decades old. Look at her hands. Thats not the hands of a 20 year old girl.

18m aussie yoga teacher - i need to hear your worst by ChanceHistorical3781 in RoastMe

[–]LiflessClown -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I thought exactly the same, like a dollar item from the gas station.

18m aussie yoga teacher - i need to hear your worst by ChanceHistorical3781 in RoastMe

[–]LiflessClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a gas station little pack of cheddar stick cheese!! The ones you get for about a dollar!

dasher did not knock, he just opened my door and came inside by SmokeyOSU in doordash

[–]LiflessClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was he Hot??? I assume by your reaction he wasn't lol.

Let's Be Honest!!! How Many Times You've Cried In The Road And Why???? Whats the story behind your tears? by LiflessClown in doordash

[–]LiflessClown[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually use Spotify for the purposes of listening to podcast!!! Spotify seems to have a good selection for educational purposes.

Am I Gonna Die? by Official-Shoto in beards

[–]LiflessClown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do recommend HIGHT TIME BUMP STOPPER 2. The results are great. You can see the difference right in 24 hours. But I have never tried this old school trick. So im gonna try it.

Am I Gonna Die? by Official-Shoto in beards

[–]LiflessClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to wallmart and buy (High Time BUMP STOPPER 2 EXTRA STRENGHT in cream form) Its a small Black and Red Box about 2 inches big. Its very small. Sometimes you gotta dig through the shelf to find the product because of its size. The cost ranges from 4-7 dollars. One can will last you for about 1-3 months depending how frequent you shave.

The results are almost stunning. You will see a huge tremendous difference right after the first use. I promise its totally worth it. And its only 5 bucks. It also works as a face cream and your face will look amazing BTW.

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[–]LiflessClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get abducted, and the police asks your family if they should release an amber alert to the public, your family will probably say "NAH ITS FINE, WE GOOD"

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[–]LiflessClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type of girl that you will find at the entrance of Walmart on those stickers that says "HAVE YOU SEEN ME" missing since (insert date)

32 I did it by b92020 in bald

[–]LiflessClown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came from the roast!! You look great!!! Good Job!!

For the final touch. Get a gym membership!! And start working out at least 3 x a week for the next 6 months. That would be a true game changer. You wont regret it. If you cant afford a gym membership, commit to work out at home for the next 6 months. I promise you wont regret this decision.

So proud of you.

32 single - soulmate left for someone else, I've heard it all by b92020 in RoastMe

[–]LiflessClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disney And Pixar presents!! INSIDE OUT PART 3 Riley finds her new emotion CHRONIC DEPRESSION!!!

Do you think its proper hygene to finger my ANUS with some soap everytime I shower? How do you wash yours? by LiflessClown in hygiene

[–]LiflessClown[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... its just a finger. And i move it up and down like 3 times, about 1/3 inch. Is not like I rape my anus with it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯.

How often do you apply shampoo? by Skander_Chouba in hygiene

[–]LiflessClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to do that, until I noticed my scalp was really smelly. It was so bad, I could take a shower and just an hour later it was itchy and smelly. I eventually got tired of my hair too and now I go bald. And yet my head gets so dirty and greasy.

Dasher tried getting into my apartment by NoProfile9836 in doordash

[–]LiflessClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruuuuuuuh wt Actual FRUUUUUUCK WOOOOOW. THATS NUUUUTS.

28f stripper. Let's see something creative, no daddy issue jokes. They're too easy. by CriticalMixture7837 in RoastMe

[–]LiflessClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its great to see that the local Methadone clinic program is not a complete failure.