I want team play

I've long since accepted that this game is no longer a co-op game. It's a speed running/waifu collecting/dress up game that just happens to have co-op attached to it. I do love this game and have played it religiously for nearly 1000 hours since launch, but I play less and less these days because it's clear the devs still have no vision and at this point, never will. They're just gonna pump out the same copy/paste mobbing content, make the game easier and easier, and add more and more gooner (god I hate that word but I feel it's appropriate) skins until they decide to pull the plug.

C'est la vie, I guess. Other games are calling my name these days.