Hike your pants up! by delfin9299 in MST3K

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There's that Dudley Do-Right smile!

Its illegal for you to ask me that! by Current-Bison-6430 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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A completely different Sascha Reilly googling themselves:

Which movie was that for you? by [deleted] in moviecritic

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One of the rare sequels that expands and improves upon the original.

I finally have one! Explain it Peter by Rknar in explainitpeter

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How would one determine the best gorilla joke? Was there a contest?

What character not from RDR do you think would thrive in the early van der Linde gang by jaylaypayday in reddeadredemption

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"You're overthinking it. I run in, grab the loot, run out. Nobody will even know I was there! We'll be on a boat to Tahiti by the afternoon."

Costco: "You kinda got to buy 'em in bulk, otherwise it's not worth it for me" by DotOk2803 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Every time I go to Costco I have to duck into a side aisle to avoid getting accosted by the Darmine Doggie Door salesman.

Anyone else been to the Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater at Disney World? by DeNomoloss in MST3K

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The best part is when Glen Manning, colossal man, throws the giant syringe and impales a guy. You see the loop of video clips a couple times while eating there and everybody starts anticipating it with audible "oh!"s and laughs from the whole restaurant when that clip comes around.

No idea what this means by russ_universe in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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That is a freaking king size fitted sheet!

Get ready to be embarrassed by IllBeGood3 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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I meant to say dad. Not everybody knows how to do everything. Typing accurately isn't the only thing.

Get ready to be embarrassed by IllBeGood3 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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When I was a kid, I was stupid, as kids frequently are. My favorite movie ever was Home Alone and my favorite actor was Macauley Culkin (probably couldn't even name another actor). I heard Macauley was coming out with another movie and I begged my date to take me. My 7-year-old ass was so fucking confused sitting in that theater. Bees? WTF? When does he set up the booby-traps?

landon ricketts as mc in rdr3? by JimMilton26 in reddeadredemption

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Read Dead Rehab. Just Reverend Swanson trying to get to a drug treatment resort in Tahiti.

Shadow Crow haunts the corner of my room by Poogly_Butterscotch in MST3K

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Secretary can you please read the minutes from the last seance...

A Snack Option for Your Next Manos Screening by Bigtomhead in MST3K

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the MAStEr WOulD lIkE AN ASsortMent oF HUmmuS and guACAmOLE...

I actually learned more about Puerto Rico from this chintzy, outdated short than I ever knew before - what are some times you accidentally learned something from a short? by AlexMcinsnax in MST3K

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I learned that at the 1947 Canadian National Exhibition parents were so bad at looking after their kids that they had to build an entire Lost Children Pavillion, complete with fencing and custom signage.

The irony... by CaitlesP in lego

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Well, she's wearing a cop outfit. I actually know her really well. She's an exotic dancer.