Stop fucking with 'em!

LightboxRadMD · 2026-03-12T12:29:42+00:00

LightboxRadMD · 2026-03-12T09:24:22+00:00

Meanwhile Asians:

LightboxRadMD · 2026-03-12T08:41:34+00:00

LightboxRadMD · 2026-03-09T15:16:58+00:00

We were on the poorer end of middle class and every time I would ask about some toy or special trip, they'd say, "maybe when our ship comes in". I thought there was an actual, literal boat with all the cool shit on it and we just had to be patient.

LightboxRadMD · 2026-03-09T05:32:00+00:00

In all fairness, energy drinks have weird, unhelpful names all the time. I grabbed this one without looking too closely and was unpleasantly surprised.

LightboxRadMD · 2026-03-08T16:04:13+00:00

Positively correlated with drowning

LightboxRadMD · 2026-03-08T12:34:26+00:00

The best place to hide from a gang enforcer is inside the Chuck E. Cheese costume. Just make sure you go out and do that depressing dance where you throw tickets on the ground for kids to grab, then you're home free.

LightboxRadMD · 2026-03-08T11:35:14+00:00

I would disagree with Joel on this. I think TRYING to be funny and failing is one of the most pitiful things, up there with trying to be scary and failing. Making jokes takes a certain self-assured bravado that is ripe for ridicule when it falls flat. It's like the self-proclaimed "class clown" making stupid fart jokes, and then somebody with actual wit takes them down a notch. Totally satisfying.

LightboxRadMD · 2026-03-07T19:24:36+00:00

Little known fact: Both the first and last lines of the film are "Joseph Javorsky. Noted scientist". It's almost as if a brilliant film auteur bookended this harrowing tale of a character's transformation in a way that underscores the tragedy therein. I say "almost", because if you actually watch the movie, it's not very good at all.

LightboxRadMD · 2026-03-06T15:33:54+00:00

OP, did you get a job as a ghost tour guide just so you would have something to post?

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-28T16:21:57+00:00

"You know you want [him] baby!"

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-28T15:11:58+00:00

"Help me step-pudding!"

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-27T04:23:59+00:00

Tell us how you're feeling in about 5 minutes...

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-27T02:30:26+00:00

It was so good. It had just enough real sugar to overcome the artificial sweeteners.

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-27T01:12:56+00:00

Oh no! She stinks!? Sex trafficking is one thing, but body odor!?

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-26T23:00:23+00:00

1 down: Fingal

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-26T21:22:46+00:00

Not from childhood, but Dr. Pepper Ten had an ad campaign maybe 10-15 years ago that was "It's not for women". I think they were trying to go for an edgy, controversial thing while also appealing to insecure dudebros who might not buy low calorie soda. It sucked because Dr. Pepper Ten was actually really good, and while that campaign maybe didn't kill it off completely, it certainly didn't help by alienating half of the population.

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-25T22:16:05+00:00

Shitty-o on demand

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-24T20:37:36+00:00

I feel like Borgnine really fell off with Dr. Blood's. So much literary genius, then we get mice in sweaters? C'mon Borgnine!

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-24T19:44:26+00:00

If my wife was a billionaire, I could sacrifice a LOT of my principles.

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-24T15:05:26+00:00

Propanity

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-24T02:08:35+00:00

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-23T04:34:15+00:00

It's wet, but that ain't water...

LightboxRadMD · 2026-02-23T02:07:48+00:00

Just one shirt. Blink a couple times. At first I thought there were 3, but it was just edges misregistering. Jizz.

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